Complex Magazine goes deep inside—or rather stands a respectful distance away from and watches—Digital Playground starlets and Fleshbot Crush Objects™ Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan to get their take on a handful of products that go buzz, bump, rub, and tickle in the night. It's not the most comprehensive or in-depth sex toy review you'll come across, and not surprisingly special attention is lavished upon Sophia's new line of marital aids from Cal Exotics (says Sophia of her "Luscious Lips" ridged masturbator, "It's molded in my likeness, so it would be really entertaining to watch my man use that. I like watching a guy handle his own business in front of me.") Still, as far as advertorials go, it at least has the merit of having two insanely hot porn star spokesmodels talking about their naughty bits, making it more than worth your price of admission. Which is free. So what are you complaining about?

· Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan: "Toy Soldiers" (complex.com)
· CalExotics (calexotics.com)

Previously: Exploring Particle Physics With Sophia Santi, DVD: Shay Jordan in "Jack's POV 6", Meet Sophia Santi, DVD Review: Digital Playground's "Deeper", Porn Valley Dispatch: The Shay Debut, AVN Countdown: T-Minus 15, Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006