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With a price tag of $400, the new Je Joue deluxe programmable vibrating device better deliver on its promise of being "the ultimate in sensual self indulgence" as per the claims of its manufacturer ... and who better to let us know whether it's worth seeting aside the funds from your sex toy budget than the indefatigable qDot of Slashdong, who subjects its accompanying cross-platform "PleasureWare" software suite to close inspection and likes what he sees: "Now that I've actually done a smidge o' homework, I think they may be onto something here. At least, assuming you're female." (Our favorite part? The fact that the phrase "Lazy Sunday" shows up on the display screen in the 3D demo on the website; we assume this refers to the name of one of the "grooves" used to operate the device, but we know there are more than a few potential customers out there with an Andy Samberg fetish for whom that setting will have a particularly special meaning.)

· Je Joue (product info and demos @ jejoue.com)
· "Je Joue Part 2: My God, I Think I Might be Impressed" (slashdong.org)

Previously: Talking Head Vibrators, Sex Toy TechWatch: iBuzz Musical Vibrators, "The Toy", Transports of Delight, PhonePurr, Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog, Thrillhammer Teledildonics, The VibraExciter, Dial-An-Orgasm