Is masturbation a habit that needs to be kicked? We'd all be out of jobs if people said "yes" as a serious answer to that question. However, in British sex toy retailer Ann Summers' mockumentary Rabbit Fever, released next week, five women face the horrors of rabbit vibrator addiction. They all enter a twelve-step program to fight their compulsions. That's right - they want to stop masturbating excessively. Thank goodness it's only fiction (not to mention a clever way to sell more sex toys), but we'll give you a friendly reminder to give in to your fever anyway ... and keep your friendly local internet porn writers employed.
- AR

· "Rabbit Fever: A Sex Toy Story" (rabbitfeverthemovie.com)
· "Rabbit Fever" on MySpace (myspace.com)