Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The New Hello Kitty Vibrator

If you're fond of strangely cute sex toys (and who isn't?), it helps to have a friend in Japan. As soon as we heard about the brand new Hello Kitty Vibe (excuse us, "keychain"), we knew exactly what we had to do: get online and find our friend in Tokyo and persuade him to pick one up for less than half of what it would have cost us to order ourselves. Weeks later, said friend was back in town and able to hand deliver the package ... and we got ready to see what this little kitty could do.

Upon opening the package, the first thing we noticed was the size. Hello Kitty is big. Maybe not in vibrator terms (she's certainly no Hitachi Magic Wand), but certainly big for a "keychain."

We switched her on using the little button on the back of her head—a nice touch, and way easier than having to turn the base, as so many similar toys require. And that's when we got another surprise: this is one powerful kitty. Way more powerful than her older sister, the shoulder massager. Who knew keychains had such powerful motors?

When put to the test, Hello Kitty proved herself to be a nice new edition to our toy chest. Though we weren't too keen on using her for vaginal play—she's a little too awkwardly shaped to be inserted comfortably—she proved to be an all-star when it came to clitoral stimulation.

The one down side? Having Hello Kitty's pleading eyes staring up at you as you pleasure yourself with her. On more than one occasion, we had to turn her around in order to get off guilt free.

· New Hello Kitty Vibrator (jlist.cm; individual colors also available)

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Previously: The Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

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