Fleshbot
Could we have finally reached the depths of "celebrity sex tape" desperation? Vivid has excitedly announced the latest offering from their celebrity reality show has-been line of quality films, "Toastee Exposed," "starring" (their air quotes, not ours) "Flavor of Love 2" and recent "Charm School" reject Jennifer "Toastee" Toof. Yes, always respectable "celebrity image broker" David Hans Schmidt is involved, but considering that (a) even by reality show standards, she's barely a star, (b) she actually has a history of appearing in adult films before, (c) it doesn't look to be of the "leaked" homemade tape variety (it's just a professionally shot scene that she happens to be in), and (d) the announcement was oh-so-coincidentally timed to the day after she got booted from VH1's "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School," this seems like Vivid and Schmidt's—and humanity's—biggest reach to date. After finally ending the saga of She Who Shall Not Be Named just yesterday, you'll have to understand why we're a little weary with the whole idea at this point. But hey, if skull-crushing basic cable TV stars are what get you hot, then feel free to ignore us and get to ordering. (And it has a cool box cover. We'll at least give it that.)
· Toastee Exposed (toasteeexposed.com)
· Vivid to Release Flavor of Love Star's Sex Tape (avn.com)
Previously: Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star, Deep Inside David Hans Schmidt, Porn Valley Dispatch: Kim Kardashian Finds A Lump
