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Yet another scientific study tells us that abstinence-only education doesn't keep kids from having sex; in fact, such programs are more likely to encourage risky behavior than ones that talk about condom use. Why else do you think there are all those slutty Catholic schoolgirls running around every Halloween? (ap.google.com)