Some folks say the Maxims and FHMs of the world are no better than junior grade porn, but if you're looking for real smut at the newsstand maybe you should check out what the ladies are reading. Take Women's Health, which features cover models just as hot as any lad mag, but passes on articles about the latest in car stereos to bring you informative pieces like "how to have a happy vagina," advice for your next "schtupperware party," and finding the perfect lube. The pure volume of sex-related content rivals just about any magazine this side of Juggs, so the next time someone tells you that women talk about sex even more than men do, you better believe it. Oh, and fellas ... pick up a subscription, because you'll learn more about women in one issue than they ever taught you in school.

· Women's Health Magazine (womenshealthmag.com)
· "How To Have A Happy, Er, Inbox" (huffingtonpost.com)

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Previously: The Language of Porn, Box #4: "Binge and Purge", Britney Spears in Harper's Bazaar, Hara-Kiri Magazine Covers