Sex Blog Roundup: Party Animals

Streamers, noisemakers, little pointed hats, some cake to smear on naked boobies ... who doesn't love a party, dude? Whether your idea of a good time is an intimate soirée or a gala fucking event, you'll wish you'd gotten an invite when the writers of some of our favorite posts from the sex blog scene this week regale you with their party tales. We're talking amateur strippers, girls with strap-ons and boys in Kiss makeup. Heck, these are the types of shindigs even we'd leave our computers for!

Grab a cup and party hearty with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Party Games, Part 2

The performance to remove her panties had every man and maybe one or two of the women, squirming in their seats until she finally revealed the prettiest pussy I had ever seen. It first came into view from behind like the others had who preceded her, because she had bent forward - rear towards us, to remove her scant panties.

The perfect bed of blond hair that came into view as she turned brought a teardrop to the end of every penis present.

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Frustration

Last weekend I went to a queer and transgendered women play party. I was totally out of my element, completely thrown into a world where I wasn't quite so comfortable. I was open to what might happen, but still I was nervous. I didn't really expect that (considering how stupidly nervous I was) to play, but I like the option open to me. Alas, It wasn't going to happen. Out of nowhere (thank you mother nature) I got my period. So not only was I not going to play, but I was ridiculously horny on top of it.

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Two Stories About Sex In Which No Actual Sex Takes Place

At first, I didn't know what I was looking at. It seemed like something was missing. It was just a hairless mound which, based on what little I knew about human anatomy, should have contained a penis. Emily held her dress aloft like it was a boat sail and she was waiting for a gust of wind. She gazed at me expectantly, obviously awaiting some kind of reaction, even though neither of us had a clue just what that reaction should be.

Lacking any other ideas, I stuck out my tongue, wagged it at her and screamed, "Rock and rooooooll!" I had no idea at the time just how dirty that was. I was just following the script.

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A Birthday Party

Joe, the birthday boy, was told by Vicki that his 'present' was waiting for him in her bedroom, and led him away from the rest of us, grabbing one of the wives by the hand to join them as they left the room, all of us laughing at her brashness, but that's Vicki. The gates were thus opened, and I found myself soon joined on the couch by Harry, Vicki's husband, and Ralph, one of the group. We were laughing, and sharing yet another joint, feeling no pain. I knew, by the body English and all, that Harry and Ralph were wanting to fuck me. I thought to myself that it'd been quite a while since I played with 2 cocks at the same time, and decided, in my mind, to go along with their flirtations.

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First Date Etiquette Revised
"What's the problem?" I asked.

He looked into my eyes, and said in a low tone, "I would suggest that you take your gift to the bathroom, and open it there. It's not the sort of gift that was designed for public consumption."
My mind boggled. As well it might have.
The bright coloured wrapping was innocuous enough not to draw any special attention from a casual glance. However, I'm used to the more obvious range of store wrapping paper, as a result of being a mother with small children who attend birthday parties, so it was glaringly obvious to me that whatever was contained in this intriguing package was not something that could be put away for a random five-year-old.

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See also: Sugasm #84: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

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