Fleshbot

You drive a hybrid car, you only shop at Whole Foods, your company is carbon neutral... and yet your lube has some mysterious, uncertain, and probably not eco-friendly origin. It's time to switch to Yes, a "certified organic" lube (it's also Vegetarian Society approved, so you're good to go, vegans!). Because, hey: if you're gonna go organic, why not go all the way? (yesyesyes.org, via Shake Well Before Use)