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Pretty In Pale Skin: Who Needs A Tan?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:30:54 EDT

We know being tan is supposedly all the rage, and that it's supposed to make you look fit and fabulous and healthy — but really, we've just never been all that into the whole "tanning" thing. For some reason, the girls that really make us go wild have always been the ones who look as though they spent the summer inside, hiding the sun's harmful rays. Call us crazy, but we know at least one person agrees with us. After the jump, meet a few of our favorite pale beauties.

Stoya

Adrienne Klass (kellyfind.com)

Alexandra (join2babes.com)

Anemona (suicidegirls.com)

Natas (altporn.net)

Anna (nerdpr0n.com)

You Are Not Ready For "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"

DCypher — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:10:48 EDT

As the massive, seemingly interminable countdown to the release of Digital Playground's "Pirates II" ticks down to its final minutes, Porn Valley is readying to don its melon body spray-scented finest for the movie's world premiere screening in Hollywood tomorrow night. In the meantime, we here at Fleshbot are sitting here in our underwear as usual getting ready to upload even more behind-the-scenes preview pics from what we're assured is "the most expensive adult movie of all time". We do, after all, want you to be sure you're getting your money's worth. (And we don't even have to get dressed to do it!)

By this point, of course, the original "Pirates" needs no introduction (unless you happen to be a curiously dismissive blog tipster): aside from being the best selling porn movie of all time, it's still selling like crazy and has even had the distinction of being edited down from its adult version and made available for rental at the formerly Mormon-owned Blockbuster, which means that even Mit Romney and his extended family have probably seen it.

While it has a tall order to follow, "Stagnetti’s Revenge" continues in its predecessor's fine tradition with an absolutely stellar cast including Digital Playground contract stars Stoya™, Riley Steele™, Jesse Jane™, Gabriella Fox™, and Shay Jordan™ along with the non-trademarked Katsuni, Sasha Gray, Belladonna, Rhylee Richards, Jenna Haze, Abbey Brookes, Brea Lynn, Brianna Love, Veronica Rayne, and Shyla Stylez. (Wow, just typing that cast list made our hands tired. Imagine how they'll feel once we get our screener copy!)

Director-slash-seafaring visionary Joone literally spared no expense for the sequel—as in, he actually built a fucking pirate ship from scratch for the production, hired mainstream fight choreographers and stunt coordinators, added over 600 special effects, and catered each shoot with Beluga caviar and gold leaf-encrusted foie gras sliders (OK, maybe that last part is just a rumor). Meanwhile, many of his pornic competitors have been busy trying to make ends meet by rereleasing compilations discs and cutting their feature budgets down to practically nothing. Take that, one-camera gonzo auteurs!

But will the final product live up to the hoopla? We'll just have to wait until the premiere to find out. Until then, enjoy the preview pics below while we find something clean to wear for tomorrow night.

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Order: "Pirates II" (Adult DVD Empire)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Golf for Skylar Neil

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:36:39 EDT

Each year for over a decade, Motley Crue's Vince Neil and sports philanthropy outfit the TJ Martell Foundation throw a charity golf tournament to benefit the Skylar Neil Memorial Fund, established in memory of Neil's daughter who died of cancer in 1995. Neil's is probably the highest profile charity event at which porn stars appear, and it is always interesting to see the type of foursomes who regularly attend golf events mingling with the strippers and porn girls who were the inspiration for so much of Motley Crue's music.

It's a pleasure to visit Simi Valley's Lost Hills Golf Course, which looks a bit like a garden on the Moon, and hearing Sasha Grey (pictured here with Marie Luv and Tricia Devereaux) explain to a Cleveland businessman what "Gang Bang My Face" is about. Read more after the gap. - GP

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As a man who likes porn, I often find it unpleasantly distracting to see guys in the picture - unless they look like they are very happy to be there. Here Vince Neil and Cousin Stevie find themselves surrounded by personal bevies, including Sunny Lane, Flower Tucci, and Olicia O'Lovely.

"I'm 64," Cousin Stevie said; "you're, what, 30? You have no idea how to appreciate these things."

(Yes, but I'll give it a shot.)

GolfMILF DeBella poses by the clubhouse.

Dana DeArmond looks like the hot best friend my older sister never had, and who never walked into the family room after skateboarding to say, "I will make you a man today." Cruel Fate.

Marie Luv explains that it's 150 feet with the wind behind you. "I heard someone say that earlier," she said. "I don't know shit about golf."

Co-host Tiffany Granath with MR. BELDING!!!

As soon as I asked Veronica Rayne to pose, she went and got all icy sexy, whereas before she had just been a sexy generalist.

The omnipresent and omnijuicy Sunny Lane in the golden hour.

· Skylar Neil Memorial Fund (skylarneil.org)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive