Here in America, we have to pay to watch cable porn — but in New Zealand, they're just giving it away for free, mixed in with the rugby games. Some countries have all the luck. (news.bbc.co.uk; thumb via Ask Jolene)

A "professional" woman is sharing all the randy details of her seven-and-a-half hour (!) threeway sex romp with a member of New Zealand's All Blacks rugby team. Every detail except his name and the pictures she claimed to have taken, sadly, but it's still a gripping read. (stuff.co.nz)

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