A look back at our week that was ...

· The Awards are coming! The Awards are coming!
· The more things change, the more you need to find another 18-year-old who really, really likes having sex in front of a camera.
· And you thought the people who lined up outside Wal-Mart at 4:00 a.m. on Black Friday were the crazy ones.
· Congratulations, your Christmas DVD shopping list has already been written.
· A celebrity sex tape with actual sex? Nah, it couldn't possibly be real.
· After all, that's almost as crazy as lesbian porn with actual lesbians.
· Remember, you can't hide (your porn) forever. Someday, the smut will find you ...