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A look back at the week that was ...
· That was quite a nomination ceremony, wasn't it? Now what's this about Denver?
· Man, we really hope that universal health insurance kicks in soon.
· A little ditty about Jacky and the town that doesn't like people fucking in their park.
· Have you met our new friends?
4:20 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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this week in porn titles
"I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste," Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her "Cock Grinder" movie. "Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family's tortillas." As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett's folds, it will be ground is, I'm sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title.
Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week's winner josereyes, you're "smart! Not like everybody says!"
· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Brea Bennett: Cock Grinder" (gamelink.com)
As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%.
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And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she'll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we're sure there are any number of amateur "fashion" photographers who would be willing to help her out in his stead. (vanityfair.com)
Sarah Palin: And A MILF Shall Help Lead Them
Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric)
Nipples: puffy or petite, dark or pale, big or small... we like them all. Come on, they're nipples— what's not to love? It's even a fun word to say! Today, however, we are heeding PCBHo's request and celebrating a very specific type of nipple: those pale and perfect, barely there nipples that reward every effort to find them. Lean in nice and close to your monitor and check them out after the jump. (But not too close; you don't want to get drool all over your screen. And yes, we know this is as much about areolas as it is about nipples—but like we said, "nipple" is such a fun word to say!)
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The Truth Is Out There
David Duchovny pioneers the hottest new form of celebrity rehab—sex addiction. We blame ourselves—all the clues were there, but sometimes a lie is best told between two truths. (usmagazine.com + genregirls.blogspot.com)
In Brief
As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday!
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This Week In Lad Mags: Part ∞
Madison Welch is just 18, but she has already made out with fellow Nuts model Kitty Lea. That's the kind of ambitious, go-getter attitude that more young people need these days! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused a bit of a stir by posing in the local version of Playboy while holding a crucifix—which is apparently frowned upon down there! (A court has actually ordered the publishers to stop distributing the magazine.) And people are generally so calm and forgiving about all that religious stuff! (guanabee.com)
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When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.
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