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witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
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cpw000: I'm guessing you'd need enough lube for ten tongues as well. more »
DontFearTheReaper: would buying this for a female friend be inappropriate?? She really, really, REALLY needs one. more »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
With a body that—literally—fits into the palm of your hand, JimmyJane's Form 2 is an itty bitty new addition to their family of vibrators. But don't be fooled by the size: this little baby packs a wallop. More »
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Niche Alert: Japanese Cowsplay
The Japanese have given us so much: Poi, Dokken, the Hewlett-Packard Laserjet 4000N. But they've also given us a distinctive pornic costume style. What happens, then, when Japanese pornstresses dress like their Western counterparts? More »
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"Shauna Sand Exposed": They Watch It So We Don't Have To
There are, presumably, many people eager to see "Shauna Sand Exposed." We are not those people. There arso many porns, and so little time—and a "private" tape turned publicity stunt doesn't make the cut. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel
For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More »
#teens

"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German
Sometimes we ask too much of porn. "Make it clever so we won't feel guilty." "Don't make us think too much." But the question that rang through our screening of "Teenage Babysitters" was, "Shouldn't babysitter porn make us happy?" More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Beer Goggles And Getting It In The Hiney Can
How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can't seem to disengage from? More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)
For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q
Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator
The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo
Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel
Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More »
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Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More »
#movies

"The Girlfriend Experience": The Sex Work Perspective
We've seen many a movie reviewer weigh in on "The Girlfriend Experience"... but what do actual sex workers think of the film? Stephen Elliott offers one perspective on the accuracy of "The Girlfriend Experience"'s sex work world. (therumpus.net, thumbnail)
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something
For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More »
#dvd

Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More »
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Exercise Balls: "Flexible Positions 2"
"You've got some big titties, Girl," a cameraman takes the time to inform an exercising Amy Reid.

"Kind of," she says. More »
#maritalaidtestkitchen

Come Together: Wet Together Is More Than Just Lube
When is a lube more than just a lube? When it's Wet Together. A "his 'n hers" lube set, Wet Together promises to revolutionize your lovemaking experience. But does it? More »
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Beyond-the-Grave Booty Call: Stoya In "Scream"
Digital Playground's "Scream" series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a perfect cover girl in Stoya, in that she looks like a sexy ghost. More »
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Steven Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience": The Fleshbot Review
After months of anticipation, we finally found ourselves at a screening of Steven Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience" (aka that movie starring Sasha Grey). And we're pleased to say that we really enjoyed it. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More »
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I'm Strung: The Babeland Anal Beads
This may come as a shock, given my professed anal prowess, but up until a few weeks ago, I had never, ever used a set of anal beads. (Gasp!) More »
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"Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (It's Not A Myth)
When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD. More »
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Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark
Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »
#thehorror

All In A Day's Work: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 3"
"Sometimes when your dreams become reality, you get butterflies" muses director Jim Powers about the third installment of his "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." He is talking, of course, about women who throw up before gangbangs. More »
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Sasha Grey In "Throat: A Cautionary Tale"
Like he did with "Faithless" earlier this year, Paul Thomas has made an excellent porn movie that doesn't skimp on the love or the anger in this new-world (and New Testament!) version of "Deep Throat." More »
#altporn

Andy San Dimas Is On Her "Dirty Knees"... And We're Enjoying The View
You've seen the trailer and the behind the scenes photos—but if that wasn't enough to make you want "On My Dirty Knees," check out Violet Blue's review (and her hot photo gallery, too). More »
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The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More »
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Kimberly Kane And Stoya—Together At Last!
Given that Stoya is a Digital Playground contract star, and Kimberly Kane is with Vivid-Alt, seeing them naked in the same video is a bit like, well, Belladonna starring in a Digital Playground movie. More »
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Blooming With Bloomy
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More »
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Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe
The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More »
#dvd

Porn And Purim: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together?
The story of Purim—which, for the non-Jews, begins with a king ordering his wife to entertain his friends in the nude—always struck as as sexy, so we're not surprised to learn there's a Purim porn. More »
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Bob: A Beautiful Backdoor Toy For Boys
Even though I have no penis, I'm still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it's not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys... for men. More »
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Is The Blowguard The Key To The Best Blowjob Ever... Or Just A Blowhard?
I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. More »
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Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator
It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More »
#todayinbreakfast

Kimberly Kane Has Sasha Grey for Dessert
There are a lot of arresting images in Kimberly Kane's movie "Live in My Secrets." There are horses, lizards, and eating utensils, for example. But none so compelling as Sasha Grey as IHOP menu item. More »
#maritalaidtestkitchen

Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More »
#maritalaidtestkitchen

Bound And Gleeful: The Bolero Straitjacket
I've tried many types of bondage: I've been handcuffed, tied up, bound and gagged—and I think, all along, I knew something was missing. I just didn't realize what what was missing: a straitjacket. More »
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Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo
With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More »
#martialaidtestkitchen

Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12
The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More »

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