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video
Popporn On Porn: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marica!"
XCritic may have deemed "Not The Bradys XXX 2" one of the top porns of 2008—but Popporn has some different ideas. And since we're (kind of) a democracy, we thought we'd let both sides speak. More » -
marital aid test kitchen
The Imperial: The Vergenza's All Grown Up
When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!). More » -
hardcore
Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses
You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight.
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dvd
If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"
Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen.
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marital aid test kitchen
Pleasure No. 6: Just A Dildo, A Suction Cup, And You
What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... More » -
today in milves
"Mrs. Conduct" Is Hotter Than Mrs. Claus--Every Time
To say that the randy TrophyMILF flick "Mrs. Conduct" is a Christmas movie would be a lie. But these women get everything they want anyway.
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SANTA'S FACIAL PAYBACK
"Santa's Revenge": Find Out Who's Naughty, Then Fuck Them
One adjective I'd never use to describe Santa is "vindictive," but that is what this title would have you believe. You should never trust porn titles. A better name would have been "Santa Is Drunk."
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fetish
My Old School: Life at the "Fetish Academy"
It turns out that all of "Fetish Academy 3" is in German, so I was unable to understand what exactly goes on there. Beyond the gap are some of my guesses, based entirely on appearances. -
books
Suicide Girls: Redefining Beauty, One Naked Girl At A Time
Shockingly enough, SuicideGirls has been around for over seven years, during which they've amassed a formidable army of models, conquered several small countries, and put out not one, but two, books full of pretty pictures.
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video
Stevie Hart Knows When "It Barely Fits"
In a scant few months, Stevie Hart has gone from being brand new to Porn Valley to a full-fledged Crush Object, and now she's testing the waters as a topless video reviewer. Girl moves fast! More » -
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faux-DILFs
PornCop(TM): DILFs
We can't be everywhere. But when we see a porn title that promises one thing but delivers another, we act. (To be truthful, we clean up the mess we just made and then we act.) -
christmas
I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus
We don’t know exactly where “Dirty Santa” was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents. -
owning your assgasm
"Black Assgasm": A Crapshoot
It was as if Santa guessed my Christmas list. "Would you like to see a black assgasm?" he said. More »





































