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#thisweekinporntitles
2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?
While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List." -
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Join in the hi-larity as the lads at Cracked chuckle over the 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles Of All Time. We think they may be missing the point of "Crack Whores Of The Tenderloin", though it's nice to know that we're not the only ones who have been confused by the allure of "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes" this whole time. (cracked.com - thanks Blakeley) -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Auld Lang Syne Edition
Max Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America's Sweethearts ... and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November 1963. Don't they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them? More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleigh Balls Edition
It is so important that you accept the inevitability of the real title of this movie that it almost seems wrong to suggest another one. More » -
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This Week In Porn Titles: "Shorty Iz Fucking Yo' Mama #2"
You might think that naming porn movies is a simple enough affair, but take a moment to consider all the care, finesse, and economy of restraint that went into the title of this latest release from Black Market: just five words manage to convey the video's potential appeal to the MILF, interracial, and "urban" porn fan demographics. (But not the fact that it somehow stars Kylie Ireland is the titular matriarch; for that, you'll have to check out the box cover where she's seemigly terrorized by a set of outsized, disembodied male genitalia of color. Let's not forget that the art departments of porn studios deserve as much credit as their marketing people do.) More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Pat Benatar Edition
Despite your promises in the dark, providing alternative titles to porn films is a real tough cookie (with a long history). So we'll make this (love is a) battlefield easier to navigate: Hold both 80's pop queen Pat Benatar and the most likely title for this movie in your head at the same time, then provide a name that reflects both in the comments below ... with extra points going to anyone who incorporates Ava Rose. More » -
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Title/Content Disagreement: "Cum Scene Investigations"
While there is no better title than "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore", we were nevertheless delighted to receive "Cum Scene Investigations", starring the always-intriguing Gen Padova, because we expected it to pay lip service (no pun intended), at the very least, to the similar-sounding drama starring The Sinise. More » -
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We'll let you decide what your own definition of "Anal Hell" is, but in the meantime we don't have a problem with that comma in "Look, I'm Hairy 6". Attention to grammar in porn titles is unusual enough to always make us grateful, no matter how misguided it may be. (flauntingit.com) -
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This Week In Porn Titles: "Rim My Gape 3"
This weekend saw the delivery of the latest installment of one of our favorite "X My Y"-titled porn series to the Fleshbot compound, even if its title presents something of a conundrum: judging from all those yawning orifices on the box cover, one isn't so much invited to skirt around the edges of the holes in question as they are compelled to dive right in. Still, as far as sequels go, it presents less of a challenge than, say, trying to jump into the middle of the "Harry Potter" franchise without seeing each film sequentially from the beginning of the series. So even if you've somehow managed to miss "Rim My Gape" nos. 1 and 2, we promise you won't have any problems figuring out what's going on. More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? (We'll Give You A Hint: It Has To Do With Breasts)
There are those who say that the adoration of fantastically huge breasts indicates a lack of psychosexual development, a Freudian oral fixation, or the shameful need to feel smothered. Then there are others who say, "There goes Science again, telling me how to love." All we need from you, Dear Reader, is a better title than the unfortunate one this movie was born with. More » -
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We could probably tell you more about director Ken Master's debut effort for Platinum Blue productions, but honestly—with a title like "OMG, I Fucked A Tranny!", what else do you need to know? (avn.com; more @ platinumblueproductions.com)
