You have beautiful skin. What would we find in your refrigerator that helps keep you looking so healthy?
A few gallons of milk, a container of creme brulée-flavored creamer, various chocolate things, and cheesecake.

So that's your secret. Cheesecake.
No, it's the milk actually. I go through at least two or three gallons a week. It's kind of obsessive.

Moving along ... If you could choose a mainstream celebrity with whom you could star in a porn film, who would it be?
Angelina Jol ...

We mean aside from Angelina Jolie, because every porn star answers "Angelina Jolie" when we ask them that question.
Well can you blame them? OK then, Wesley Snipes.

What about Angelina Jolie and Wesley Snipes?
Even better.

If you weren't busy these days becoming a porn superstar, what would you be doing?
Make-up. I studied cosmetology. I have a certificate and everything.

What would people be surprised to know about you?
That I'm a huge anime freak? Wait, though—everyone knows that already. Maybe that I drink two or three gallons of milk every week?

Or maybe something to do with the rumor we've heard that you can lick your own toes.
I can lick my own toes. I'd show you right now but I'm not wearing the right outfit for it.

That DCypher is a lucky guy.
You don't know the half of it.

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Catch Justine Joli in "Prisoner" and "Neu Wave Hookers" and on her official site ... but don't blame us if you develop a huge crush on her and then get bummed to find out that she's soon to become Mrs. DCypher. We're still trying to get over the news ourselves.

Photos by Joel Johnson.

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: The Porn Fork, "Prisoner", "Neu Wave Hookers", Quickies Archive