Porn Valley Dispatch: Scent of Briana

In addition to being about seven feet tall, Briana Banks smells good, and she expects you to as well.

"I spend a lot of time coiffing and moisturizing," the Vivid Girl of five years said. "The least you can do is put on some deodorant."

Banks was not referring to me, of course, but to the universal You of potential scene partners. More about Briana's needs after the gap. - G. Ponante

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"What is that you're wearing, Briana?" I asked by the fountain of a Chatsworth home near the Del Taco I have been known to frequent. "It seems familiar."

"It's Escada," she said. The melon-smelling body spray quickly identifies the surrounding area as a place where strippers or porn stars dwell. It is intoxicating. It is the lap-dancing equivalent of how the smell of churros reminds one of Disneyland.

"Most of the other girls wear Love Spell by Victoria's Secret," she said, I think dismissively. I knew enough to know that someone would know the import of that, even if I didn't.

Whatever she was wearing, it smelled pleasant. Later, she was wearing two guys on a couch, so I'm glad I got to her when I did.

· Vivid (vivid.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

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