Now that it has been proven that porn can make you go blind (I'm hoping I'll just need glasses after my week at Fleshbot), it's a relief that Vivid Girl and alleged Bill O'Reilly muse Savanna Samson is dispensing health advice in September's Men's Fitness.

Well, maybe not health advice on how not to go blind, but other useful information like how to drive women to orgasm, with (we're assuming) patented tricks like the Lip Biter, the Moaner, the Clincher, the Screamer and the Quiverer. Luckily the Spice Girls gave up on those names, otherwise the lawsuits would be flying this morning.- G. Ponante

University of Savanna (universityofsavanna.com)

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