Long recognized as a phallic symbol, the paradigm of the electric guitar is subverted by the Jenna version, known as the Jackson King V Limited Edition, which features a picture of Jameson passively receiving all six strings at the base of a decidedly vaginal sounding board.

The body is made of alder so you can think of Jenna alder time. The guitar also features 24 jumbo frets and two Duncan designed Humbucking pickups. We don't know what those are, but they sure sound dirty, so we'll take ten.

"I’ve always loved the sound of a Jackson guitar and so I’m thrilled to be helping to market their clothing and accessories store," we're so sure Jenna actually said.

The guitars are not yet online but will be, soon, on ClubJenna Mall and Jackson Guitar