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By now, you've probably heard that formerly attractive actor Matt Damon was christened the "Sexiest Man Alive" by the editors at People, joining the ranks of fellow "Oceans 11" through "13" alums George Clooney and Brad Pitt. After that questionable selection, you're probably ready to sink your teeth into some real Man of the Year manflesh, like Johnny Castle who just received that title from the boys at Men megazine. A man's home should be his Castle, we always say. (queerty.com + ethansays.com)