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more about #pornotube more comments → SharmilaEros: it doesn't show rob lowe's monster cock...that sucks more » bzierunkel: I'm pretty sure the original muppet version was performed on the Ed Sullivan show before The Muppet Show or Sesame Street. Entertaining, regardless. :^) more » -
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Case Closed: Fleshbot PSI Jumps The Shark
We knew it wouldn't take long, but thanks to our Porn Scene Investigators, the mystery of the humping shark has been solved. Loyal comment-smith Al aka El Negro Magnifico was the first in line to inform us that the clip in question comes from the tastefully named Fat Beach Patrol series (Volume 4), which we're assuming is some sort of big girl Baywatch ripoff. Then brinomite—who claims to actually have had a hand in this bucket of chum—pointed us toward a slightly longer version of the clip, complete with dead-on Robert Shaw impersonation. The whale jokes were, sadly, tootiredlate to make any difference. Next time, try the far wittier "you're gonna need a bigger boat" reference. More » -
#legal
In what may be the beginning of the end of the golden age of free porn video sharing sites, Vivid Entertainment has filed a lawsuit against the ever-creaky PornoTube and its parent company AEBN—and is seeking over $4.5 million in damages. Enjoy those Flesh Flicks while you still can, kids! (sfgate.com; more @ AVN) -
#sextape
Is This Meg White's Icky Thump?
So the star of this amateur sex video that's just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock's favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape correspondent and family Idolator, Maura Johnston ... More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: A Visit To Mennonite Country
It's been long established that one of the few groups you can tease/insult/build a hardcore fantasy site around and not get into trouble is the Amish. It's not because they're easy targets or because they somehow deserve it—it's because the chances of one of them going online and tracking you down are pretty slim. We introduced you to Emily from Mennonite Mayhem before, but for those who couldn't raise enough barns to pay the membership fees, here's a video to give you a taste of what you're missing. We know a lot of Luddites who have changed their ways after a visit to PornoTube, so at the very least you'll have a new found appreciation for the importance of electricity. More » -
#videoplaypen
Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act
If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us. More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Ride 'Em Cowgirl
Why do inanimate objects have all the fun? It's hard enough for an actual carbon-based life form to find a sexy girl who is willing to hop on board—and keep her hat on while doing so—without our plastic friends stealing all the action. All we know is, she better not complain to her friends later about how he's "emotionally unavailable." He may be a doll with a cock that doesn't quit, but that's not the kind of dude you take home to meet the folks. More » -
#videoplaypen
Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out. More » -
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#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Two Fists Are Better Than One
As we all know by now, some sexual activities are a little more complicated than others. Anal fisting, for example, isn't something for beginners, requiring as it does a little extra concentration and dexterity (and a whole lot more lube) to pull off correctly. So imagine being on the giving and receiving end of this maneuver at the same time. It's hard to even think about, let alone attempt with the aplomb you'll see in this video, but let's not forget that Kylie Ireland and Bridgette Kerkove are professionals with years of experience at this sort of thing. So don't expect to be able to copy their moves exactly on the first try—practicing at the introductory level before moving on to the more advanced stuff is definitely recommended. More » -
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Flesh Flicks: Deep Inside Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Speaking of footballer's wives, we're surprised to see that Linsey Dawn McKenzie didn't make the Nuts Top 100 spread. According to Wikipedia (which we had to consult to figure out who the heck she was), Linsey has had several high profile trysts with noted British soccer stars, and is currently married to a player from Northern Ireland. We guess Nuts draws line at actresses whose top film credits include titles such as "Lezzie Seduction" and "Maximum Insertion." That probably makes her less classy in their eyes than say, Victoria Beckham, but we bet that even this awkwardly edited clip of Linsey playing with her massive boobs would get better reviews than "Spice World" did. More » -
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Flesh Flicks: Baker's Delight
According to ads that we see plastered all over the subway recently, there's some reality show on TV right now about some pastry chef who claims to be "the bad boy of baking." We've never seen the show, but unless that guy is making strudel on the chest of some big breasted babe as he bangs her in his kitchen we already know he must be total poser—because really, it doesn't get much more badass than cracking an egg on some girl's head while she begs for more. Is this where that phrase about "having your cake andfuckingeating it too" comes from? More »
