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    Ruthless, If you let me: Gram, you've hit upon why I enjoyed going to UCLA so much. more »
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    Uli_Kunkel: I fully realize this is a competition where everyone wins, but I'd definitely go with Ava. more »
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    Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian

    I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts." More »
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    "Hot Latin Pussy Adventures" Just 10 Volumes Away From Senior Citizen Status

    "Hot Latin Pussy Adventures" has already reached the venerable age of 55 volumes? Why, they don't look a day over 20! Anyone remember when they were just getting started? These series just grow up so fast these days! (avn.com + iafd.com)
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    Boxcover Of The Week: Watch Bobbi Starr Pull Kristina Rose Out Of A Cock

    Bobbi Starr and Kristina Rose throw each other this way and that in "I Love It Rough #4," and what we love about this boxcover is that Starr's flushed, just-fucked expression leaves no doubt about her intentions. More »
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    Barack Obama Delivers A "Stimulus" Package To Porn Valley

    If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now. More »
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    Twitter: Apparently It's Sexy

    We've found irrefutable proof that Twitter has gone mainstream (and no, it doesn't involve Oprah). Immoral Productions has just release "Pornstar Tweet," a Twitter-themed porn. About tweeting pornstars (obviously) whose tweeting leads to sexing (and maybe sexting?). More »
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    Solved! The Mystery Of Ava Rose's Mysterious Box Cover Shot

    We've finally figured out what movie this photo Ava Rose tweeted a few months ago was from: "Battle of the Asses." The Fleshbot OTB is now taking bets on whose ass wins (anyone want to throw out an over-under?). More »
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    "Chocolate Rain" Out On DVD, Not To Be Confused With Other Chocolate Showers

    Ghetto Flava has just announced the release of "Chocolate Rain," a Malcolm XXX film which is in no way related to the Tay Zonday hit song. More »
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    Postcards From Vegas: A Word Of Caution From Sasha Grey

    Standing by the Vivid Video booth, we couldn't help but notice the poster for "Throat: A Cautionary Tale." Nor could we help but wonder what, exactly, the cautionary lesson one learns from "Throat" could be. More »
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    Porn Name/Band Name: "Sensory Overload" Edition

    When this movie first arrived, our eyes were naturally drawn to the hot naked chick in chains; we didn’t pay as much attention as we might have, and we thought it was called “Sensory Overlord.”
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    Battle Of The "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Porn Spoofs

    Does the world have room for, not one, but two "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" porn spoofs? Just thinking about the possibility makes our head spin—but we may have no choice but to live through it (and its no doubt earth shattering consequences). More »
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    "Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

    We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild. More »
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    FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

    Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well). More »
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    Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"

    Let's make something clear: we are all about the wispy, journal-writing, suicide-attempting waifs that sometimes appear in these virtual pages. But attention must be paid when a movie comes our way promising that "these jizz gobbling, nut draining, mocha skinned sweethearts can deep throat a foot long cock for hours at a time without cumming up for air." That's right: hours. Hey Aqualung! More »
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    When Pies Go Bad: "Attack Of The CFNM"

    "I don't like how your pies taste," says this hapless husband, caught in the act of pastryphilia by his wife and a gaggle of girlfriends in (wait for it) "Attack of the Clothed Female/Naked Male." More »
  • #thisweekinporntitles

    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame

    As you consider what's happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass. More »
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    "Interracial Booty Patrol 5": When Too Much Passion Is Not Enough

    Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover. More »
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    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Catatonia Edition

    Submitted for your approval: There is something not quite sentient about the woman on the left, being disrobed for your delectation in this Earl Miller movie. Now I get glazed looks like this all day, running as I do the Dunkin' Donuts concession inside Bogue Chitto High. But I don't know if these ladies are inviting me in or asking me to step outside while the formaldehyde tops off. More »
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    Burnt Offerings: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 6"

    While we are not the, er, house organ for Viv Thomas, we can explain covering two sequential titles in his "Members Only" series by saying that this one, confusingly, doesn't have cocks in it. Why, then, call it "Members Only"? Is this one of those Euro things like how cigarette holder-holding vamps refer to their parts as their "sex"? Don't they know what "member" means? Karen Black would know. More »
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    Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath

    I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south. More »
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    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mother And Lollipop Reunion Edition

    Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy. More »
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    "Pour Une Nuit" In Gay (Er, Lesbian) Paree

    Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with "Ah, Paris!" did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, "One Night Stand" ("Pour Une Nuit)" was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won "First Prize of the Lesbian Jury" at Berlin's inaugural porn film festival. More »
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    Balls Deep: "Sea Creatures"

    Like the Elves, we long for the Sea, and it beckons us, achingly, to our fate. Also, people fuck in it. Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi, Vanesse May, and Sofia Valentine might be awkward with their English, but they are not with each other, and once they go seafaring their inhibitions drop faster than their accents in this series of boat-based vignettes. More »
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    Call Me Ishmael-san: "Japanese Whale Hunt"

    Look: we are not apologists. We know that the accepted term for larger-than-size-zero (and by "zero" we don't mean the Empire of the Sun's preferred aircraft in WWII) women is "BBW," "zaftig," or "mountalicious," not "whale." But we are witnessing the dawn of a niche and of course there's some kinks that need to be worked out. For now, just sit back and enjoy it. More »
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    This Week In Cunniringus: "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

    "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room. More »
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    "Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

    As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.) More »
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    Read My Lips (If You Can): "Natural Bush 41"

    It wasn't intended this way, but that's how I took it. Here in the waning days of Bush 43—when we look back on an administration that, strange as it may seem, made the tenure of his dad look comparatively awesome—comes an amateur movie called "Natural Bush 41," in which the very performers pubicly hearken back to 1989. Those were the days. More »
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    Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"

    The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers." More »
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    Dave Naz' "House of Sex & Domination" (Hold The Fog)

    "It's part of the underground dungeon scene!" pipes the plummy voiceover of beloved pornstress Veronica Hart of "L.A.'s House of Sex And Domination," where people like Sasha Grey, Michelle Avanti, Kissy Kapri, Flower Tucci, and Audrey Hollander go to be sexed and, er, dominated. More »
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    Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"

    If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More »
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    Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"

    We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More »
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    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ladies Of Leisure Edition

    I suppose Fleshbot management keeps me around for my boilermakers and Daddy's money, because now and then I look at the angular and spavined pinups my colleagues choose and feel out of the loop. "It's Father's Day," I'll say. "These women can't accommodate my seed." More »
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    "Workin' Hard", Or Hardly Working?

    When a friend drops by Fleshbot Central unexpectedly and we find ourselves having to tell them that that we're unable to take a break to go grab a Frappuccino because we're hard at work, we usually get one of four responses: More »
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    Wham Bam, Thank You Mam: "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5"

    "One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, Brother." There was no way we were going to reference Murray Head, however, when we found out that the star of "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5" was named Mam. Don't get us wrong; Porn Valley is great. But adult material shot in other countries is like eating at your favorite stateside chain restaurant overseas; it's the little differences. More »
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    Greetings From The "Strap-On Motel"

    "Strap-On Motel" is filled with sleight of hand: it is a rare rainy night in L.A., there is a French woman named London, and director Maria Beatty really makes us believe we're watching actual lesbians ... in a porn movie, no less! London walks to a club called Pussy's where stripper Dylan Ryan waits for her. Though it is in a bad neighborhood, it is clear that this club is full service; London isn't two steps in the door before she and Ryan are naked. It really doesn't seem like work. More »
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    Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys"

    As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn't shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their "Alcoholics Analymous" movie dares to tell the truth. More »
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    Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)

    While its mainstream counterpart attempts to recover from the volley of mediocre reviews it endured at its Cannes debut, Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" hits the shelves today with only slightly less hype attached to it. Shot on location in Prague, it's clearly a star turn for Ava Rose in the title role: Carolina Jones, the daughter of Indiana Himself, teams up with naive country bumpkin Bree Olson and sets out to find the lost Arc (sic) of the Covenant. (And you were wondering how it all tied together?) More »
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    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Hearting Alexis Silver

    The title of this movie might be "I Love Alexis Silver," but the box cover photo reveals that Silver might be ambivalent about you. More »
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    Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!

    While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine. More »
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    Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn

    Porn ripoffs parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More »
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    In The "Hot Shower," No One Can See You Squirt

    Don't get us wrong: we are all for "young gorgeous girls with smooth supple bodies." (Or at least we suppose they'll do in a pinch.) But don't you think they have better things to do with their youth, suppleness and—in the case of Micah Moore—feet than to be taking showers all the time? More »