By Gram Ponante, 10:35 PM on Mon May 14 2007, 4,808 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Like you, I have a little crush on Page Morgan, who is just six months younger than I am. She appears in New York deviant Porno Jim's movie "Hookin' Up," about an underground loft party (see? Crazy Brooklyn kids live in lofts underground!) gone horribly awry, if awry meant smothered in flesh and Ladyparts^TM.

Manhattan's MI-5 will host the pre-release party next Tuesday, May 22. The first 200 attendees will receive a goodie bag (being prepared now) and everyone is encouraged to "wear something sexy," which invalidates the movie's website's unfair attacks of L.A.-based porn—here, we don't need to be told to wear sexy things.

"Hookin' Up" also features loftmadel Riley Mason as well as Zak Sabbath and Tommy Pistol. - GP

· "Hookin' Up" (hookinupthemovie.com)

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