By Gram Ponante, 3:45 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007, 10,853 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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After some unpleasantness at his tennis job, Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena returned to porn with the same reluctance that Michael Corleone returned to La Cosa Nostra in "G3". But the thing is, he's good at it. The shtick of I Bang Pornstars is that Jeff flies porn talent from Bob Hope to Sky Harbor, pays them a chunk of cash, does with them the only thing one can do in a Phoenix suburb, and more often that not soils the off-white pile condo carpeting. Above is a shot of his tryst with Carly Parker.

Well, somebody's gotta make porn in Arizona if Jenna isn't anymore and, seriously, Jeff—it beats tennis.

· I Bang Porn Stars (paysite@ibangpornstars.com)
· "Porn elbow: Mena's POV past clouds tennis career" (gramponante.com)