By Dashiell Bennett, 2:42 PM on Tue Oct 9 2007, 13,195 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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America has waited with tremendous patience for Tyra Banks to broadcast her highly anticipated and hypocritically self-serving slightly controversial look at the world of porn, and yesterday we were finally rewarded with that Very Special Episode. As you recall, our own Violet Blue played a part of this media circus and while it was fun to see one of our own on the teevee (even if her plug of a certain website was mysteriously edited out), we particularly enjoyed this segment in which housewives watch porn and then argue over its merits like the Red vs. Blue State stereotypes they were instructed to be. Unfortunately, we're afraid that we can't take sides in this fight without the answer to one key question: What movie were they watching? After all, if someone out there is actually defending "Kim Kardashian: Superstar," we just might have to switch our allegiance. (Also, where do we get our own "Love Butler"?)

Previously: Violet Vs. Tyra: Clash Of The Titans