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Mr. Flynt Goes to Washington

First the banks, then car manufacturers; when will Big Porn receive bailout money for years of steadily dropping DVD sales? Larry Flynt's hat is in his hand so yours will remain free. More »

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Comment by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Robert Byrd has some massive manboobs more » | Other threads

compassionate cockblocking

Beejing in the New Year

At an unusually foggy Fleshbot West, we rang in the New Year in the hilly hipster haven of Silver Lake. And though we weren't working, we paused to reflect on the calming effects of blowjobs.

01/05/09

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Comment by pweasels: Next year, I'm going to a New Year's party with you, Grams. All I got was a lifetime supply of... 1 Responses | Other threads

wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ass-perger's Edition

This movie dutifully answers the question "How many nurses take it up the ass?" But my question for you, Dear Readers, is "Must we go through that forward ass to get to the remaining five?"

01/03/09

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Comment by 1000101: "6 Nurses Take it Up the Ass and disappear in the woods near Burkittsville, MD, while shooting a porn movie.... 2 Responses | Other threads

popshots

2008 Popshots of the Year

The hundred pictures in this gallery say everything we need to know about America toward the end of the first decade of the 21st century, or at least they say a lot about its nipples.

12/31/08

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year in review

Fleshbot Crush Object^TM of the Year: Stoya

One of the great testaments to the Audacity of Hope this year was that there was something inevitable about Stoya getting this award, and we like living in a world where that can happen.

12/30/08

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Comment by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Stoya's appeal owes to us being sick of these plastic ass [deleted]. /koolkeith'd more » | Other threads

dvd

If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"

Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen.

12/29/08

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Comment by Loki's three-piece set: Three guesses on the soundtrack? + Watch video 1 Responses | Other threads

pornstars

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Joanna Angel

Ceased this altporn war has, thankfully, but how alt is it that a woman destined to be the biggest Jewish porn siren since Mary Magdalene was born on Christmas?

12/25/08

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Comment by Prof_Derzshowitz: A Jewish saviour of the (porn) world born on Dec. 25th? Could this be the Second Cumming? more » | Other threads

today in milves

"Mrs. Conduct" Is Hotter Than Mrs. Claus--Every Time

To say that the randy TrophyMILF flick "Mrs. Conduct" is a Christmas movie would be a lie. But these women get everything they want anyway.

12/24/08

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SANTA'S FACIAL PAYBACK

"Santa's Revenge": Find Out Who's Naughty, Then Fuck Them

One adjective I'd never use to describe Santa is "vindictive," but that is what this title would have you believe. You should never trust porn titles. A better name would have been "Santa Is Drunk."

12/23/08

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Comment by MalzyWheels: Ron Jeremy as Santa. Is nothing sacred? more » | Other threads

wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition

"We're stuffing more things than stockings this Christmas," crows the pitch for this release featuring the biteable Tyla Wynn. All right. We'll take that. But you can do better.

12/19/08

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Comment by pennycandy: I'm getting Nuttin' for christmas... 1 Responses | Other threads

faux-DILFs

PornCop^(TM): DILFs

We can't be everywhere. But when we see a porn title that promises one thing but delivers another, we act. (To be truthful, we clean up the mess we just made and then we act.)

12/18/08

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Comment by bdve: I was fully expecting the D to be Dad. This is just lazy. 3 Responses | Other threads

cougars!

Aging Gracefully: "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild"

If you're like me, you think all Japanese women are about 19 years old and perpetually attending some mountain boarding school. That is why "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild" was a voyage of discovery for me.

12/16/08

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Comment by Gram Ponante: "Prastics."... 1 Responses | Other threads

wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Negative Space Edition

We don't always love Wicked's movies, but we do love their boxcovers. Probably because, like porn itself, they leave room for our wild imaginations to wander.

12/12/08

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Comment by bmeboy: (in letters clipped from magazines ransom letter style)Fuck you, you fucking job-headed, jive-turkey, Gatorade-brain, lunkhead, bird-brain, testicle shitting rectal wart, 4 Responses | Other threads

we love the porn 80's

"Not the Cosby Show XXX" Doesn't Sweater the Small Stuff

...like the fact that my first visit to the set happened on Caucasian Day.

12/12/08

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Comment by Tricked: The "Cos" has apparently chosen to go by the nom de porn of "James T. Kirk" (info via adultfyi.com), and 2 Responses | Other threads

in memoriam

So Long And Thank You, Bettie Page

Bettie Page, whose beaming blend of wholesome naughtiness for 1950s hobbyist photographers scandalized the Bible Belt but made way for sex-positive media like this site, died Thursday in Los Angeles. She was 85.

12/12/08

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popshots

Popshot of the Moment: The Loveliest of All Was the Unicorn

On the set of "Not the Cosby Show XXX," we find one of those tableaux that says so much about porn, labor, and the human condition.

12/11/08

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Comment by bdve: I don't think there were that many white people in the entire run of The Cosby Show.... 4 Responses | Other threads

owning your assgasm

"Black Assgasm": A Crapshoot

It was as if Santa guessed my Christmas list. "Would you like to see a black assgasm?" he said. More »

12/10/08

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today in hosiery

"Hose On Hoes": Because Nothing Beats Off A Great Pair of Legs

12/08/08

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wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? BBW Revisited

12/08/08

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matk

Enter The Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker

12/05/08

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today in predators

Teen Seduction: Couples Still Doing It

12/04/08

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Comment by MalzyWheels: Oh what a country! 1 Responses | Other threads

been through the dessert

Hello "Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls" In The Sand

12/04/08

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Comment by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Two urination stills? Now how do I decide which to use as my new wallpaper? ... Seriously, that, & seriously, still, 3 Responses | Other threads

to his coy japanese mistress

"I'm Camera Shy," But Here's My Vagina Anyway

12/01/08

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Comment by NonfictionJones: Come for the funny one-liner post title, stay for the cute naked Japanese chicks. more » | Other threads

ava rose superstar

I Heard "Romona" Sing: Ava Rose Feeds Your Head

12/01/08

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Comment by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Aqua - Barbie Girl? wasn't that 1997? more » | Other threads

anals of transportation

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? U-Turn to "Tunnel Butts"

11/29/08

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the horror

When Black Friday Comes: "Slave 01"

11/28/08

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Comment by HyperSexualGirl: You could use some of these pictures again if you ever decide to run an item "top ten sex scenes... more » | Other threads

avn awards

2009 AVN Nominations: You Almost Made It

11/25/08

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Comment by stoya: I totally agree with you guys on Adrianna Nicole, since she's awesome and stuff, but um, what's up with Katsuni... 1 Responses | Other threads

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