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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I would prefer this series run under the header "Early Bird Special". In fact, set the next one at Ol' Country Buffet, or wherever it is the olds take... more »
Prom000: Is it worth to riun my whole live for these and fly all the way from europe, sell all my stuff, max out my creditcard and steal from friends and relat... more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #3 is the models's way of saying to their American peers, "That ain't a scissor. This is a scissor". more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Aside from the title remindind me of the name Panic! At the Disco, this is tops. Of course, it also echoes Godspeed You! Black Emperor. So, maybe not... more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Rage Against the Machine was pumped... 'til they saw AIM means Adult Industry Medical, in this case. Now, they're bummed. It's been years since they c... more »
Beaker: Those nipple shields are very decorative. She wears them well. more »
hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Anybody want to split Faye and Georgia with me? I can throw in like $20. Maybe even $30. more »
Princess Commands, Darling: Pic 4 is the first photo still to give me a hard-on in a month. more »
hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Formatting on this post is off. And pic 9 makes me really pissed I don't live in SoCal right now. Like really, really, really, really, really, really,... more »
TurboFool: Thing is, this review seems to be lacking... a review. You gave us facts about what it does and tied them to people who used it, but didn't really giv... more »

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Essing The D With Gracie Glam
Getting a blowjob from agreeable pixie Gracie Glam sounds like a great idea, even if her fellatio career started inauspiciously in a girls' bathroom. But now she's a pro. "I like watching your toes tingle," she says. More »
#dvd

Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"
If the problem is that teens will not fuck them because they are old and/or douchebaggy, "Teens for Cash" resolves this issue by throwing money at it. More »
#dvd

Dolphin-free Asian Muff Diving
You know, it's a treat now and then to get a pornographic product featuring people one doesn't know personally who also seem to have no concept of you, the viewer, or why what they are doing might be considered attractive. More »
#dvd

Scandal: Denise Only Squirts When She Smokes Chronic
One of my favorite series, wherein I am reminded of a real inner creepiness, is "Crack Whore Confessions." But Denise, cover girl of Volume 6, merely smokes pot. Odd that, this time, my innocence was lost without a crack pipe. More »
#events

Your Titillating Sextuple Date
Talk about the cool kids' table: Worldly Belladonna, frank Kimberly Kane, gamboling Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones, dangerous Joanna Angel, ubiquitous Sasha Grey, and you. Yes, if you win their company at Saturday's "Winter Wonderland" event benefiting AIM, you. More »
#dvd

Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option
Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn't. More »
#dvd

Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"
Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life. More »
#sextoys

RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
Is it a blowjob? A handjob? No, putting your junk in the RealTouch is like fucking the Matrix, the rabbit hole lined with shockingly personal conveyor belts and the moneymakers of various Jennas, Toris, and Brees at the other end. More »
#dvd

Ziggy Masturbates At You
Implicit in the title "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating" is the belief that these 12 women could be fucking you, yet they choose to masturbate and have it filmed. That's not just nasty, that's downright cruel. More »
#dvd

Girls from Down Under Go Down Under
"Girls Make Love" might have seemed to non-existent Australian Abby Winters a very simple title for this sunlit lesbian romp, but it made me wonder what the women were doing while the girls were being all soft and romantic? More »
#dvd

Those Were The Days: "Teen Japan 5"
It figures that if anyone could invent a time machine, it would be these Japanese teens, captured in the full bloom of their barely-legalness in a more innocent time (2005). Stay tuned for "Early Twenty-something Japan" in 2013. More »
#youarethere

Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister
Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads. More »
#parody

If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) More »
#vintage

When Marilyn Chambers Was "Insatiable"
Heiress and starlet Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) has everything but, as she tells anyone who will listen in "Insatiable," she doesn't have—oh wait. She has everything. More »
#theass

Uniformed Euro-Sluts And Where They're Taking It
Here's what we know: These sluts wear uniforms, take it in the ass, and there are six of them. I don't know what else you expected from "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass." More »
#burlesque

"The Corpse Wore Pasties": Dangerous Burlesque!
You think today's strain of burlesque is all wholesome and sex positive? Not if you bogart someone's act, sister. Hard Case Crime's "The Corpse Wore Pasties" shows that there's no such thing as friendly competition when tassels are involved. More »
#outrage

Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind
Bubba the Love Sponge seems reprehensible on his "Bubba Raw 4," in which the Howard/Opie-esque radio host tries to convince Bree Olson that one of his lackies is blind. He appears scandalized when she doesn't believe him. More »
#dvd

Well, If You Insist: "Fuck My Big Boobs"
If you're like me, you came for the Eastern European big boobs, but you stayed to get a glimpse of the type of persons the credits refer to as "Mugur" and "Choky Ice." More »
#fleshbotinternational

Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State
Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls." More »
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"Crash Pad 5": Now With Actual Padding
Feel a little creepy watching porn? Guess what: lesbians think you're creepy, too. In this latest episode of "The Crash Pad," an unblinking techie monitors for your benefit the Sapphic (and bepenised) goings-on at a sex drop-in center for Ladies. More »
#dvd

Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"
Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More »
#dvd

Niche Alert: Japanese Cowsplay
The Japanese have given us so much: Poi, Dokken, the Hewlett-Packard Laserjet 4000N. But they've also given us a distinctive pornic costume style. What happens, then, when Japanese pornstresses dress like their Western counterparts? More »
#dvd

Not A Parody: "Gimme A Fucking Spring Break"
Did we for a moment wonder if Pink Visual had jumped into the parody market and signed Jada Fire to play Nell Carter a la Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos? No, we're not dumb. But these Spring Breakers are! More »
#queer

Leave The Closet Door Open For "Seven Minutes in Heaven"
There is something Unitarian Universalist about Courtney Trouble's charming all-girl (and trans) spin-the-bottle romp "Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out," but instead of free coffee and homemade lemon squares, newcomers get strapped. More »
#vintage

Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria
The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past. More »
#popshots

Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More »
#thehorror

"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More »
#thehorror

"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale
We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms. More »
#thehorror

To "Black Devil Doll" With Love
How can we hate someone who tosses salad, jerks off on windows, and engages in murder of crackers by bat and hammer with the same delirious joy? The answer is that you can't hate the "Black Devil Doll." More »
#thehorror

Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"
Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones." More »
#dvd

Naked Trainwrecks: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 4"
It's not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." Enter Tanner Mayes. More »
#movies

"Naked States": Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beheld
It is hard to contextualize, much less sexualize, photographer Spencer Tunick's quest to photograph larger and larger groups of nudes in various (re)poses, but the documentary "Naked States" proves that it is the models themselves who define the project. More »
#dvd

Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"
No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire... More »
#events

If You're Going To San Francisco
...for the Exotic Erotic Ball, remember that things can get a little goopy, oily, and Satanic. Luckily, a sponsor has provided a device for wallflowers to experience the sexiness from between 5 and, say, 11 inches away. Read on... More »
#dvd

"Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi
Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations. More »
#dvd

Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face! More »
#dvd

"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More »
#dvd

Swingers And Ringers: "A Real Swinger's Orgy"
It is not often that we find a porn movie that is charming, especially at such a cynical time. Private's "A Real Swinger's Orgy" makes having sex with strangers seem fun and wholesome again. More »
#avncontenders

"Pure" Screwing Satisfaction
It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More »
#diy

It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It
You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life." More »

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