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Bob Allen—the conservative Florida Republican state legislator who was allegedly caught cruising a public bathroom and offering an undercover cop $20 to perform oral sex—channels Lindsay Lohan to offer a "The big black guys made me do it!" defense. Sure, we know what it's like to get a little weak in knees when all those big, musclebound brothers in blue are around—but if we really feared that we would "become a statistic", would we offer them blowjobs and money? See the taped police interrogation for yourself. (video @ cnn.com + orlandosentinel.com)