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more about #poetry more comments → Ottimo Massimo: The contest will be closed by 12:00pm. Any last minute entries? more » derekuw: Outside the house can look scary But inside its quite the contrary You'll see gapping assholes Fucked on meaty manpoles It's the kind of house I would... more » boodie4daze: O’ smack on that proud bulbous mass As it juts from this tramp stamped lass She backed that shit up Like a down-facing pup And I painted one big Hou... more » offred: To the House of Ass I set off to go Across the border in Tijuana, Mexico But I realized to my shock That it was Jessica Bangkok Performing in a donkey... more » derekuw: I couldn't believe what I saw The asses inside dropped my jaw They all were so hot Especially Ms. Bangkok And now my cock is in awe The asses inside ... more » blainefun: to anything gose! #youthepeople more » derekuw: To the House of Ass I did walk And met the sexy Ms. Bangkok She welcomed me in Then showed me some skin And now I'm as hard as a rock. #youthepeople more » blehbleh13: i opened the door to the ass's house and felt a cold chill go right up my blouse i turned around to a ghostly white spunk rubbing itself in and around... more » bokkimanko: The House of Ass is a great construction, Easy to find you don't need instruction, But the UN wants it inspected, Because they have long suspected, Th... more » k-napped: I went to the great House of Ass, Was stopped the the door, could not pass. Said I was too huge and made too much spooge. Which was what I thought som... more » -
#contest
So, You Want To Enter The "House Of Ass 11" (Contest)
Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest!
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#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: How Fucking Romantic
You know that funny feeling you get in the pit of your stomach (to say nothing of your clit or cock) when you think about someone you've just had sex with ... or want to have sex with? It's one of our favorite feelings: that tiny pulse that reminds you that you are not in complete control of yourself; that someone else, no matter how far away they may be, can still have such a profound effect on your body. Today's selection of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene takes a look at that special kind of longing. From the anticipation of those they've yet to fuck, to odes of devotion for lovers past and presen, these bloggers have the romantic tummy flip down to a sweet science. More » -
#milf
The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition
"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku: More » -
#babes
You may fancy yourself a true fan of Kayden Kross, but were you aware that inside that lush young body lies the soul of poet? Oh Kayden, you can read to us any day of the week. (newsreview.com) -
#literature
"Shall I Rim You?": Erotic Poetry Too Hot For Newspapers!
Dirty poems have a long and storied history dating all the way back to that guy from Nantucket, but there's one problem with this particular genre of literature: Most of it isn't very good. It's not easy to write about sex and actually make it sexy, even though every great writer from Shakespeare to Avril Lavigne has tried. Nevertheless, a new book called "The Best American Erotic Poems: From 1800 to the Present" takes a look at this lost art form and while we haven't actually read it ourselves yet, this writeup in the New York Times Book Review already has us hot and bothered. In addition to surveying the book contents, including John Updikes's "Fellatio" ("perhaps the worst poem ever written on any subject"), it helpfully advises that when it comes to lyrical interpretation of sexual congress, nastier is definitely better. By example, he awards the crown to W.H. Auden's "The Platonic Blow," which reads a little like filthy eight grade fantasy but certainly wins points for its pornographic DVD cover-worthy cadences. Check out both poems below.
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#freelove
Sneak Peek: Joe Gallant's "Candy 69"
Pornographer/Beat Poet Joe Gallant sent along a rough cut of his Penthouse Digital movie "Candy 69" for our edification. Taking on free love and free verse in a Summer of '69 that bears little resemblance to Bryan Adams' version, "Candy" makes anachronism look good.
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#belleslettres
Pervtastic porn purveyor Davo turns to Craiglist escort ads for inspiration for his Little Book Of Prostitute Poetry, and the result is gems like "You pierced your clit/It got infected/That was not/What you expected"; amazingly, his efforts met with little response from the muses in question. So does that mean writing about sex isn't a surefire way of getting laid after all? Why have we been wasting our time all these years? (downloadingpornwithdavo.com) -
