Fleshbot: Physics

Eva Angelina's World Ends With A Bang (If We're Lucky)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:55:08 EDT

The fact that you're reading this post can only mean that the Large ~~Hardon~~ Hadron Collider in Switzerland did not find the Higgs Boson and create a black hole that sucked the universe out of existence this morning. So that's good! You can continue putting off all those things you said you wanted to do before you died, but will never quite get around to. Plus, you won't have to explain away all those bad deeds and impure actions to the Big Doorman upstairs (or his nerdy IT guy.) The only downside to the continued existence of this plane of reality is that you also won't get spend all of eternity getting freaky with Eva Angelina. So much for that Big Bang theory.

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· "Eva as dead cheerleader" (PornHub)

Operation Boob Drop: Topless Babes On Roller Coasters

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 May 2007 11:42:13 EDT

Remember in high school when your science teacher taught you that lesson about roller coasters in order to get you all excited about physics? This post is like the Fleshbot equivalent of that, only replace the word "physics" with "boobs." Since a tipster pointed out a theme park in England that decided to use topless Page 3 models to get people excited about their roller coasters, we figure there must be some sort of scientific connection between exposed nipples, g-forces and people screaming at the top of their lungs. (Also, there's a giant chicken involved somehow.) We already knew some of these babes were mathematically inclined, but we still don't understand why their breasts don't appear to move during a 200-foot vertical drop. As Bugs Bunny used say, it defies the laws of gravity, but we never studied law.

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· Page 3 Babes go topless on rollercoaster (sumo.tv)
· Chicken Breast Coaster Video (metacafe.com)
· Topless Roller Coasters (trendhunter.com)

Previously: Building The Perfect Page 3 Girl

Fleshbot Facials: Sophia Santi's Love On An Escalator

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:31:13 EDT

We're starting to learn that Sophia Santi is one of those girls whose mind is always working. We've already explored her affinity for theoretical physics and as her elaborate Angelina Jolie-hot wax scenario demonstrates, she has an active imagination, too. Unfortunately, we didn't think to ask for her thoughts on heavy ion colliders or the Higgs boson during this one-on-one interview, which is just as well since we wouldn't have understood the answer anyway. But we did ask her our favorite (and now infamous) cursed question, which to our knowledge has not caused any more tragic house fires. We'll cross our fingers for the Santi household ... and for Angelina to call about that shopping trip real soon.

· See also: Sophia Santi on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Order: "Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi" (Adult DVD Empire)

Previously: Fleshbot Facials: Monique Alexander Returns From The Grave, Sex Toys Of The Stars: Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan, Exploring Particle Physics With Sophia Santi, Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006, Meet Sophia Santi