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What happens when you mix hot South Florida models, a set of vampire teeth, a carafe of orange juice. and a Jamaican photographer with a knack for shooting glamorous fashion babes? It probably looks exactly like the latest photo gallery from Peter Dean Rickards and his website The Afflicted Yard. As if you aren't jealous enough of the clear blues skies and sandy beaches of Miami, these toned and taned babes seem to be having way too much fun hanging out and getting drunk on what we assume are very tasty screwdrivers—when they aren't spitting them out of course. Oh, did we forget to mention the spitting? Yeah, these girls are definitely having too much fun.

· Jessica and Lauren (Miami ) (afflictedyard.com, via complex.com)

Previously: Mike Dowson Dresses Down, S Magazine: Smut So Good You'll Think It's Art