In our idle moments, we sometimes like to sit here and wonder who'd we appoint to our cabinet if we were ever elected President (what, you think we sit around thinking about porn all the time?): so far, we have Ron Jeremy down for Secretary of Health and Human Services, and we think we might've just found our perfect candidate for the newly formed post of Ass Ambassador as well. (After all, where else on the web could you find a fully clothed photo of Condoleeza Rice amidst an assortment of gorgeous supermodels and random seminaked celebrities? The guy clearly takes his job very seriously.)

The Embassy of Ass (galleries @ assambassador.com - thanks Dale)
Thumbnail: the inimitable Federica Fontana

Previously: Bounce-That-Ass Blog, Diary of an Ass Monkey, "Big Wet Asses #6", Cameltoes @ Kladblog, Tangas @ Ah! Cabron, Jackazz, Ass Parade, Ass Matrix