And while we're on the subject of sexy geeks, check out what happens when you get your operators and variables confused when compiling a Perl script. Or to put it another way:

if($cookie) {
slap $q->ass (-manual=>$book, -type=>'text/html');
} else {
spank $q->ass (-type=>'text/html');
}

Mona and Misty (preview gallery @ EroticBPM.com)
See also: "Programming Perl (3rd Edition)" (Amazon)

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