As much as we try to stay au courant about such things, it's sometimes hard for us to keep up on all the new faces (and other parts) on the British lad mag scene—which is why we're glad a reader tipped us off to Loaded magazine's online archives, which feature pretty much the usual mix of up-and-coming actress-slash-models, tabloid tempstresses, and assorted British celebubabes that you'd expect. Still, going to our graves without having known that Susan Basset was recently crowned Loaded's Ultimate UK Showgirl 2005 would've been a situation too upsetting to consider.

Loaded Girls and LoadedPics (uploaded.com/girls + loadedpics.com - thanks Trevor)

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