If there's anyone who's qualified to dispense advice on making your dirty pictures look their dirtiest, it's former Hollywood producer Michael Gross, who's had the opportunity to practice his craft extensively in the twenty years since switching careers from being responsible for films like "Ghostbusters" and "Kindergarten Cop" to running his own most original porn site. Among his many tips—which range from lighting techniques to capturing the perfect facial expression—we especially like his enthusiasm for Polaroids, a medium which seems to have fallen by the wayside since the advent of cheap digital photography; to us, nothing says "nasty" like a good stiff print and a two inch white border. Now let's start seeing some of these tips put into action, folks!

· "How to Take Better Dirty Pictures" (mikeyandmandy.com)

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