Meet the Goofus and Gallant of high-end erotica: David Bailey's explicit closeups of female anatomy ("I decided that nobody was photographing pussies as pussies") and Rankin's tasteful art nudes ("The photographs aren't pornographic ... They're not shagging or touching themselves.") are presented together in this limited edition book and print set, which will set you back £350. (Yes, Ticklefighters, we know you can find all the pussy closeups and tasteful art nudes you want online for free. But will all that Internet porn impress potential dates with your discriminating taste on your coffee table?)

Bailey+Rankin (book info and photo gallery @ baileyrankin.com)
See also: Rankin Photography (rankin.co.uk)
David Bailey Photography (davidbaileyphotography.com)