Part of us really wanted to save this gallery of mortuary-flavored pinup shots from an Italian funeral home company calendar until next October (do you have any idea how difficult it is finding decent Halloween smut?), but we couldn't let you go the next nine months without knowing about the erotic potential of wooden reliquaries. After all, how many opportunities do you get to think about other uses for a coffin before it's too late?

2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar (ordering info and preview shots @ undergroundhumor.com - link dead [no pun intended])

Update See the official site for the 2005 Cofani Funebri calendar here. (cofanifunebri.it)

Previously: "Necromania": The Ritual Begins, Vampira!, Spectrophilia, Girls With Hearses