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We can't do better to introduce you to the Insane CockBrothas than to quote from the reader who sent us a tip to their site: "I know you don't often write about pay sites, but when you look at the picture attached for Insane CockBrothas, you'll see why you may want to. These two guys are either very blessed or very cursed. The same could be said for any girl they encounter." Yes, it's true: we generally loathe the very thought of paying for porn, but seeing as we have a taste for the uncanny we'll point this one out to you in case any normally-endowed men reading this are curious where those extra inches went when God handed out penises (or when some imaginative porn producer handed out flesh-colored latex prostheses, depending how willingly you suspend your disbelief). These guys must have snuck back in line at least a few dozen times.
- A. Tolesco

· Insane CockBrothas (preview videos @ insanecockbrothas.com - thanks Sam)

Update Busted! Thanks to our eagle-eyed friends at Pornzio for helping us to feel a little less insecure today.

Previously: Matt Philippe's Dick of Death?, America's (Next) Top Cock, Mrs. Candy's Cock Reviews