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more about #parishilton squeezyface: Yi! Pecker ink! more » Conrad: I'll admit, I spend way too much time hoping for some accidental boob in my day to day viewing. I see a surprisingly high number of naked people in my... more » hoffmanbike: i like that she's just walking around with it hanging out. no one tells her it's hanging out or she just doesn't care. more » Spyder01: I like Paris Hilton, I consider her my guilty pleasure. Sadly, I can't say the same for her music :( more » LauraPorcupine: Audrina's ad actually seems to be about the burger but for hotness Paris has to win this time. But I would still not let her crawl over the roof of m... more » aphan: I think its what Paris doesn't bring that makes her ad better. Audrina wins in looks, but hearing about what it takes to stay in a bikini isn't going ... more » daprincess: yes, that some nude models have bad taste in celebrities. more » -
#homemovies
Rotten, Runaway, Tanks, And Tattoos
Night vision didn't work in the Paris Hilton sex tape, and it doesn't work for Rob Rotten. But at least Rotten figured it out eventually and we, the consumer, can rest assured that "Rotten Home Videos" was made with love. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Paris Hilton Lets
There are nip slips, and then there are full-on, no holds barred, total exposure tit slips. Right now, Paris Hilton is experiencing one of the latter. And, being Paris, she seems pretty okay with that. More »It AllSome Of It Hang Out
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#babes
Paris Hilton Vs. Audrina Partridge: Battle Of The Burger Babes
A few weeks ago, we told you that Audrina Partridge was doing her best to top Paris Hilton's legendary babe with a burger commercial. Audrina's spots are finally out—and now, at last, we can compare. More » -
#babes
Paris Hilton And Her Many Topless Best Friends
First there was Corrie Loftin, Paris Hilton's wouldbe "BFF" who had a Playboy past. Now we've learned that Chrissie Wunna—a contestant on the British version of the show—has modeled for Candy Crib. More » -
#starstheyrejustlikeus
Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)
Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know. More » -
#seriouslywtf
Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old
When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought? More » -
#gossip
While we were away in Las Vegas the last couple of days, someone sent us some "exclusive" "breaking" "news" about Paris Hilton's "secret" "lesbian" past. Yeah, we're glad we didn't miss anything important while we were away either. (jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com) -
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#celebritycrotchwatch
Celebrity crotch flashes may come and go, but Paris Hilton's vagina is forever. In this ever-changing world, isn't it nice to know there are some things you can still count on? (drunkenstepfather,.com) -
#parishilton
Paris Hilton's porn rage incident can finally be seen ... and it's just as compelling and poorly staged as the sex tape it was based on! Girlfriend needs to seriously think about hiring a better director for her next project. (Defamer) -
#parishilton
So Paris Hilton walked into a Toronto porn store and freaked out when she saw posters promoting her sex tape ... which sounds familiar, except for this time she was wearing a skeleton costume while throwing her tantrum. Which makes that CCTV footage the store owners are now trying to get their hands on all the more enticing. (skynews.com.au) -
#excons
As if we needed further proof that her much-vaunted jailhouse conversion was just something she cooked up to make Barbara Walters happy, Paris Hilton continues to revert to her old ways with a suspiciously convenient bathing suit malfunction while frolicking on a beach in Malibu—though at least this time she managed to keep her bottom intact. So maybe she really did change in there after all. (lustbox.org + toxicmagazine.com) -
#found
The "Parass Hilton" Butt Plug Jailbird Edition would've been a lot more amusing had we come across it a month or so ago ... but it's already sold out, meaning that there are at least some folks out there who appreciate opportunistic sex novelty items more than we do. (tmz.com; more hot celebrity butt plug action here.) -
#excons
Despite all those mumblings about finding God in the slammer, it looks like Paris Hilton might not have changed much after all: back on the streets less than a week and she's already fallen into her old habits. Talk about being a repeat offender. (hollywoodtuna.com)
