You only have a few hours left to bid on this customized DVD and cigar combo (with tasteful gift box): "You get to watch and hear the girl(s) of your choice (we have black or white models all over 18 years), play with, fondle, dip inside of her (or them), personally sign and package your gift for you or a friend. This novelty gift is not for human consumption (after her of course). We have several scripts for customization No two cigar videos will be the same!" Hey, if PD'd cigars were good enough for Bill Clinton, they're good enough for you. Smokin'!

Genuine PD Cigars (eBay)
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