Speaking of snoods, we're aware that Sarah here isn't exactly a Pilgrim. But she sort of looks like a Pilgrim, right? It's the closest we could get to finding you some hardcore Pilgrim porn for Thanksgiving. So give us a break. We have family coming over.

"Sarah the Amish Slut" (Smart Cherries via Nina Knows Best - thanks Karim)

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