Fleshbot: Nipplewatch

Jade Jagger Rings In The Summer

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Is it hot in here, or did we just see Jade Jagger topless on the beach? Oh, it's the latter? Okay, then. Carry on. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Helen Flanagan And Her Nipple Pop In To Say Hi

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Why hello there, Helen Flanagan. It's very nice to meet you. What's that? You say your nipple wants to say hi, too? Well, it's very nice to meet her as well! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Gives Us A Peek At Her Goods

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Still pondering whether or not to sponsor Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace's boobs? Perhaps you'd like to take a second look at the goods: looks like Aisleyne's giving sneak peeks to potential sponsors.

· Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip.Thanks To JD (taxidrivermovie.com)

Why Pink, What Lovely Nipples You Have

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Looks like Pink decided to leave the duct tape at home this time around—a move we wholeheartedly support. Her nipples are way prettier when we can actually see them!

· Pink See Through Dress (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kate Moss Is Sending Us A Message... With Her Nipples

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The first time we saw Kate Moss's nipples hanging out in a fashion photo, we thought it was an accident, or maybe some sort of art thing we weren't quite getting.

But now that we've seen them, again and again, in shoot after shoot, we're starting to think there's more to it than that—that maybe Kate is trying to send us a message, or perhaps even start a fashion trend.

Kate, you have to let us know: are you trying to kick off the topless revolution? Is that what this is all about? cause if it is... man, we are so there. Just say the word, and our nipples will follow wherever you wish to lead.

· Kate Moss Loves Showing Her Nipples (egotastic.com)

Naomi Campbell's Nipple Couture

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:00:01 EDT

Naomi! Naomi! You simply must tell us who you're wearing... because they're totally our new favorite designer. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Paulina Porizkova Has Still Got It Going On

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Paulina Porizkova: delicious proof that age ain't nothing but a number. She may be in her forties, but she's still a perfect ten. (nerve.com)

Say Hello (Again) To Foxy Brown's Nipple

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Foxy Brown is no stranger to wardrobe malfunctions—but somehow, every time we see her nipples, we get all giddy again, like we're seeing them for the very first time. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kate Moss's Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

You give a nipple an inch, and it'll take a mile. Kate Moss was nice enough to show off her nipples in a few magazine shoots—but that just gave them a taste for freedom.

And now, it seems, they'll take just about any opportunity they can to pop out and say hello. Not that we're complaining, mind you (though we suspect Kate Moss might be).

· One Hell of a Kate Moss Nipple Slip (egotastic.cm)

Madrid Goes All The Way At Spring Nipplefest Fashion Week

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Perhaps inspired by (or maybe jealous of?) Sao Paulo's nipple-tastic June Fashion Week, Madrid turned up the heat at their own fashionstravaganza, with plenty of nipplage and even full-on boobage delightfully on display.

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· TETAS: Breasts Pictured Everywhere In Madrid Fashion (huffingtonpost.com)

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs!

· Jennifer Aniston shows her wet T-shirt boobs in new 2009 calendar (metro.co.uk)

Kim Cattrall, Half Naked Art Activist

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:30:10 EST

You don't have to have a topless calendar (or pose for PETA) to get involved in naked activism—all you need is a camera, a cause, and you, naked! Just ask Kim Cattrall, who bared some to help raise money to save Titian's painting Diana and Actaeon (or at least keep it on display in London). Of course, the problem with naked activism is that, well, the emphasis tends to be more on the naked than on the activism—though we're sure Ms. Cattrall's efforts to increase art awareness haven't totally been lost on the readers of Hollywood Tuna. Well, not totally.

· Topless at 52: Kim Cattrall Bares All For Art (dailymail.co.uk)
· Kim Cattrall Nude At 52 For Art (hollywoodtuna.com)

From "Nip/Tuck" To Nip Slip

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

We may have learned about AnnaLynne McCord through her performance on "Nip/Tuck," but glimpsing her nip is what really piqued our interest. If this is any indication of what we can expect from her on "90210," well—we should have started watching that show weeks ago. Gallery after the jump.

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Topless Sunbathing Is Back In Fashion

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

Forget what the haters may have said: topless sunbathing is officially back in fashion, courtesy of supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute. And you know what else she's bringing back? Teeny weeny g-string bikini bottoms. Edita, you're officially our fashion hero. (Gallery after the jump.)

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Party Like A Movie Star At Miami Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:30:10 EST

It seems everyone who's anyone was at Miami Beach this weekend. While certain Fleshbot staff members were freezing away in NYC, famous ladies were running around in bikinis, Chloe Sevigny showed her curves... and even Russell Simmons got a little frisky (though thankfully, the parts he chose to expose belonged to his lovely young lady friend and not, um, him). Join the party after the jump... isn't being famous fun?

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Say Hello To Pixie Geldof (And Her Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

Pixie Geldof may be less well known than her lingerie model sister, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof, but after her latest, uh, slip, we have a feeling we'll all be paying a lot more attention to her exploits. Welcome to the spotlight, Pixie. It looks like you have a long, glorious future ahead of you.

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True Boobs Exposed On "True Blood"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:30:22 EDT

In spite of the show's ~~brilliant~~ viral marketing, we somehow managed to miss the first few episodes of "True Blood," HBO's vampire drama. But after tuning in last night, we have a feeling we'll be keeping a closer watch on the series. Forget the whole vampire thing: there are boobs in this show. And not just any boobs—famous boobs! Anna Paquin's boobs! Our subscription to HBO just paid for itself.

"Fashionably Natural" Model Displays Natural Assets

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:30:51 EDT

It seems PETA models aren't the only treehuggers who can't keep their clothes on: a model lost her top last night at the Gen Art/SoyJoy "Fashionably Natural" Fashion Show. We hear it was an accident, but we have our doubts: haven't we all learned by now that boobs are the best way to win people over to a good cause? (Photo credit: Splash News)

Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:10:02 EDT

Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today!

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Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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OK, so it may not be the first time we've...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:30:35 EDT

OK, so it may not be the first time we've seen Naomi Campbell's naked breasts, and we'll bet anything it won't be the last time either. But when it comes to Naomi, every time is as exciting as the first. (And we're not just saying that because we're afraid of her losing her temper if we don't.) (bild.de)

Emma Tweed Takes Off Her Top

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:15:12 EDT

We know the term WAG usually refers to the wives and girlfriends of sports players, but we'd like to see it expanded to refer to the wives and girlfriends of other famous men ... like actors, say, or film directors. At any rate, we need some word to help us describe these topless pictures of Emma Tweed, wife of English film director and screenwriter Michael Radford. Although come to think of it, "sexy topless woman" would probably suffice. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Kate Moss' Boobs Sail The Seven Seas

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:05:45 EDT

What is it about spending the day at sea that makes women go topless? Lately we've been treated to Portia de Rossi's nautical charms, then superWAG Maria Beatriz Anthony rocked our boats... and now professional glamourpuss Kate Moss proves that nothing helps give you your sea legs than taking off your top. We are so totally buying a yacht next year. (Click thumbnail for photo gallery.)

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Celebrity Nipplewatch&trade: Jo Champa Casts Her Spell

Richard — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:40:48 EDT

The beloved Fug Girls take semi-celebrity Jo Champa to task for her see-through outfit at the premiere of "Meet Dave", hazarding a guess that the she really sells magic rugs for a living. ("If you buy two, you get a palm reading and a complimentary jar of medicinal leeches.") But we can't help loving a gal who does her red carpet outfit shopping in the discount bin at the Halloween store on November 1. And we're also kind of wondering what she'd wear to a the premiere of something that wasn't a family film. (gofugyourself.celebuzz.com)

Meet Maria Beatriz Anthony ... And Her Nipples

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:30:25 EDT

We've only recently been introduced to Maria Beatriz Anthony; apparently, she's one of those "WAGs" we've hearing so much about. But with nipples like those, the gal has easily won our heart (even if she does happen to be someone else's wife and/or girlfriend). What can we say? We're easy that way. Click thumbnail for gallery.

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Why hello there, Shauna Sand's nipples!...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:10:42 EDT

Why hello there, Shauna Sand's nipples! It's so good to see you again after all these years. Though you seem a little different— is there something weird going on in the photo, or have you just become extremely puffy? Either way, we'll never turn down any picture of a (sort of) famous nipple. And if it's puffy that just means there's more of it to love. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ...

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· Photos via Splash News
· See also: "From heroin to heroine | Angelina Jolie in drug den video" (thesun.co.uk)

Eva Mendes (Kinda!) In The Nude

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:27:27 EDT

At long last—and after much unfair teasing—sexy sexpot actress Eva Mendes has finally given in to public demand and gotten naked for a magazine. Well, topless, at least, but definitely worth an R rating this time. This month's Italian Vogue features a fabulous photo spread of Eva au natural—but why go all the way to Italy on a mad hunt for a magazines when the photos have already been leaked onto the internet? Check out the samples below and think about all the time she wasted.

· Eva Mendes Topless (thewendini.blogspot.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Neve Campbell Gets Serious About Nudity

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:30:02 EDT

Neve Campbell starred in one of the trashiest mainstream flicks of the last ten years, yet somehow made it through the whole picture without taking her shirt off. (She's even one degree of separation from Kevin Bacon's wang, for pete's sake!) The early part of her career was filled with any number of movie roles where brief nudity would have been expected—or even required—yet she held on to her modesty quite tenaciously. So now that she's moved on from teen scream flicks to more serious and challenging films, what happens? She starts getting naked!

First, it was a shower scene in 2004's "When Will I Be Loved" and now we catch the best look yet at her uncovered rack in these screen grabs from "I Really Hate My Job," a UK flick from last year that may never show up in the US. There's something suspiciously "animated" about these images, but we suppose there's no reason to think they've been altered or anything. Try comparing them with her previous naked appearance below ... or just be relieved that a serious actress such as herself has more opportunities to get naked these days for her, uh, craft.

· Neve Campbell Shower Scene (metacafe.com)
· Neve Campbell in "I Really Hate My Job" (screenshots @ upcomingnudescenes.net)

She might be American soccer moms' favorite...

Jonnobot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:40:48 EDT

She might be American soccer moms' favorite lesbian, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us can't enjoy the sight of "Work Out"'s Jackie Warner's digitally enhanced nipples. Not that they made us break out in a sweat or anything, but then we didn't have to pay her $400 an hour to see them either. (nytimes.com + cityrag.blogs.com + skysportspa.com)

Celebrity Dance Partner NippleWatch™: Kym Johnson's Magic Dress

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:05:59 EDT

We think the breakdown of the oddly popular "Dancing With The Stars" viewer demographic looks something like this: 70% reality TV fans who enjoy seeing celebrities humiliated; 20% bored Americans who like voting on things with their cellphone; and 9% horny people just hoping to see one of the sexy female contestants pop out of her highly-revealing outfit. (Oh, and 1% people who actually care about dancing.) Well, that 9% pervy demographic may have finally been rewarded the other night when Kym Johnson, a professional dancer paired with magician/funnyman Penn Jillette, flashed a little more than a winning smile to a live TV audience. We're not sure if this actually made it on the air, but producers had to know it was only a matter of time before something like this would. You didn't think they wear plunging necklines and high heels because it makes dancing easier, did you?

· Dancing With The Stars 1st Nip Slip. Thanks To Kym Johnson (taxidrivermovie.com)

Previously: Nipplewatch Archives

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Mischa Barton Gets Out Of Costume

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:45:11 EDT

Sources tell us that Mischa Barton is an actress who used to appear on a television show that was very popular with the young kids a few years back, but now she holds most of her performances on gossip blogs and in front of paparazzi cameras. Oh, and in direct-to-DVD movies that have been dubbed into Spanish. The biggest advantage to that format, of course, is the opportunity for a gratuitous nude scene in a World War II period drama. Maybe it isn't accompanied by a hip indie rock soundtrack like her old job was, but life is all about tradeoffs.

· Closing the Ring (2007) (imdb.com)
· More @ Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Eva Mendes Leaves An Opening

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:10:08 EST

It's hard to imagine an outfit more perfectly designed to induce an on-camera nipple slip than the one Eva Mendes is sporting in this TV interview. And lo and behold! There it is! (Well, partially anyway.) We don't want to say she was asking for it, but whoever dressed Eva that day just had to know what would inevitably come out of it. (So to speak.) On the other hand, no one seems too distraught by the whole thing, least of all those of us who are fans of her ... work.

· Eva Mendes Nipple Slip and Side Boob Galore! (egotastic.com)

Previously: NippleWatch Archives

Celebrity NippleWatch™ Kelly Brook Is Listening

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:17:55 EST

You may remember the other day, when we merely suggested that buxom British model Kelly Brook remove her flattering yet, constrictive bikini top. Well, lo and behold ... she totally did it! This can only mean one thing—we have superpowers. We're not saying we're superheroes, but we definitely have some kind of mental telepathy/mind control abilities that we've only yet begun to explore. Or maybe Kelly is the one endowed (get it?) with super hearing? Either way, we're going to continue to focus really, really hard on that Sasha Grey/Scarlett Johansson thing we've been dreaming about and see what happens.

· Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

Previously: NippleWatch Archives

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Megan Fox Breaks Through

Fleshbot — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:34:58 EST

Despite the fact that she was apparently a featured star at something called the "7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards" this past weekend, it took our addled brains a moment or two to remember who Megan Fox was and why we should be so interested in the fact that her nipple made a public appearance at said event too. Then we remembered: she's that chick from "Transformers" with the sexy tattoos who also made the lad mag rounds earlier this year! (She also had a starring role on ABC's "Hope & Faith" for a while, but did anyone actually watch that?) Thanks to these pics, though, we'll have no trouble whatsoever remembering who Megan is in the future. Some things are just too good to forget.

· "Megan Fox Has Nipples" (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
See also: Megan Fox @ Wikipedia and Ask Men

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

Wait, a second ... Kate Moss was photographed...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:09:55 EST

Wait, a second ... Kate Moss was photographed on a beach in Mexico topless?! But that doesn't sound like her at all! (toxicmagazine.com)

Is Sarah Harding famous enough for Celebrity...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:50:48 EST

Is Sarah Harding famous enough for Celebrity Nipplewatch™ status? Who are we kidding? The club isn't that exclusive. (drunkenstepfather.com)

Bai Ling's Famous Celebrity Nipples

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:06:26 EDT

Celebrity nipple fans are well aware of the exploits of actress Bai Ling, mostly because the only reason she even qualifies as a "celebrity" is her well-documented talent for exposing her little friends every time she goes out in public. It's like a Mobius strip of self-fulfilling publicity—expose your nipples, become famous, then because you are famous people will take notice whenever you expose your nipples. It's brilliant! However, it wasn't until this morning that it finally dawned on us why her nipples are so adept at escaping into the wild: They're just way too large to be contained by any standard-issue dress material. And that's why they say the price of low-cut clothing is eternal vigilance.

· Bai Ling Topless Pictures from Photographie Magazine (egotastic.com)

Previously: Bai Ling in Playboy

We're still a little surprised that celebrities...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:21:38 EDT

We're still a little surprised that celebrities have not yet figured out that 1 black dress + 300 paparazzi flashbulbs - 1 bra = see-through nipple shot, but we're not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Uma Thurman, on the other hand, we will continue to look at in all sorts of places. (hollywoodtuna.com)

We were just thinking the other day about...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:38:43 EDT

We were just thinking the other day about how seeing nipples poke through a girl's shirt had sort of lost its edge and then Rosario Dawson came along and reminded us of the way things used to be. When done right, it's still a beautiful thing. (taxidrivermovie.com)