By Dashiell Bennett, 11:49 AM on Thu Oct 18 2007, 57,255 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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So remember our helpful tip alerting you to the fact that you only need to sit through the first ten minutes of "We Own The Night" in order to see Eva Mendes' sex scene? Well, now you don't even need to do that ... and be glad that you didn't throw your money away on popcorn either. Why is it that we get so excited to hear about certain celebrities preparing to get it all off for the camera, and then somehow we're always left disappointed when they do?

Are our standards too high or does everyone agree that three seconds of partially obscured nipple is hardly worth the R rating it's printed on? (And yes, we know Eva was naked in "Training Day," but that was like ... a long time ago. We've matured a lot since then.) It makes us wonder: Is mainstream movie nudity even necessary (or exciting) anymore? Judge for yourself.

· Eva Mendes Naked In 'We Own The Night' (metacafe.com, via toxicmagazine.com)

Previously: Natalie Portman's Ass Revealed (Again), Mainstream Sex Watch: "Tell Me You Love" This?