Fleshbot: Nip Slip

And A Happy Nip Slip To You Too, Susana Viera

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Now that Christmas is over, it's time to focus on Kwanzaa-oriented nip slips. What's the difference you ask? Nothing. They're just as good.

We figured you just deserved fair warning: there's six days of potential Kwanzaa jokes ahead. Let this nipple remind you of that.

· Brazilian Actress Susana Vieira Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Sheree Murphy Flips Us The Double Nip Slip

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

Sheree Murphy is known in the UK for her TV roles (and, okay, for placing second on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"). But it took a double nipslip for her notoriety to travel across the pond.

Hey, there are worse ways of achieving international fame, right?

· Sheree Murphy (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Saturdays' Two-For-One Exposure Special

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

When The Saturdays go out, they really go all out: why, in just one evening, we managed to sneak a peek at both Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman's panties, and get some nipple action from Rochelle, to boot.

Is it any wonder that Saturday's always been our most favorite day of the week?

· Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman (taxidrivermovie.com)

Una Healy
Rochelle Wiseman

Take A Peek At Kristin Davis (And Her Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Kristin Davis may or may not have appeared in this sex tape, but there's no denying that this is definitely her nipple slipping out of a bikini top. Isn't it nice to have a little certainty in this world? (taxidrivermovie.com)

Alexandra Kamp's Bountiful Bosom Bursts Forth With A Cornucopia Of Goodness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

A bountiful bosom like Alexandra Kamp's cannot be contained by an outfit made by mere mortals. It defies the bounds of cloth bursting forth and sharing its nippley goodness with all. We're eternally grateful someone was there to photograph it.

· Alexandra Kamp Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Serena Williams Unleashes The Breast

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

If ESPN's Body Issue left you unfulfilled, fear not: the stalwart sports mag may not have made Serena Williams's lady parts a part of the public domain...but the paparazzi are more than happy to.

Behold! Serena Williams's left breast, in all its glory (albeit slightly blurry and obscured by the water). Hey, we'll take what we can get.

· Serena Wiliams (taxidrivermovie.com)

The American Music Awards Present... Kate Hudson's Nipple

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Sure, the Grammys are older and classier than the American Music Awards, but they don't have Kate Hudson's nipple. Stick that in your gilded gramophone.

Her dress seems to be designed for a nipple slip. A butterfly could beat its wings in New York and Kate Hudson's dress would flap around in California. Of course, ABC was quick to obfuscate the skin, but not quick enough. As Marlon Wayans said, "Kate Hudson is pretty but she got a chest like me in 'White Chicks.'"

· Photos and comments via Kate Hudson Flashes Chest At AMAs 2009 (justjared.buzznet.com)
· See the video at Glambert, J-Lo And The AMA Moments You'll Be Talking About At The Water Cooler (mediaite.com)

Beyonce Grants Us A Glimpse At Glory

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Is...is that what we think it is? Is that a tiny little sliver of Beyonce's areola peeking out from her top? Or is it just a trick of the light? No...we think that's definitely some areola there. Saints be praised!

· Beyonce Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is A Familiar Friend

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Partial nudity from Pamela Anderson is like post-Halloween discounts on bags of candy: it's sweet, and we appreciate it, but it's going to take a while before we can look at it again.

Nonetheless, it's nice to know it's there, doing fashion shows, hanging out with Vivienne Westwood, but it's still around. If there's one thing we can depend on, it's that Pamela Anderson will be there, flashing stuff, looking flossy well into her golden years.

· Pam Anderson Tit Slips Video Clip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Well Hello There, AnnaLynne McCord's Nipple!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

If you haven't seen AnnaLynne McCord's nipple, please raise your hand. Okay, put your hand down: we've got a picture that's going to change your life. (And trust us, you're gonna want your hand down...if you know what we mean.)

· AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Miranda Kerr's Nipple Gets A Breath Of Fresh Air

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

A woman who makes a living posing in her underwear is bound to have the occasional nip slip now and again. We're just glad that this specific Miranda Kerr nip slip happened to be caught on camera. (egotastic.com)

Lily Allen: From Both Sides Now

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It's a good day when we get a peek at Lily Allen's panties, and a great day when she decides to slip us some nip. And when it's two for one? That might just be the greatest gift of all.

Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

Petra Nemcova Really, Really Likes Us

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Looks like we were right: Petra Nemcova did miss us. How else do you explain the fact that she's progressed from showing off her sideboob to almost-but-not-quite slipping the nip? That's what we call love. Love of Fleshbot. (egotastic.com)

Is It Cold In Here, Or Is It Just My Nipple?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:15:00 EDT

FTV Girls, via Front Army

First Contact (With Eva Longoria's Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Most famous women shoot their first nude (or semi-nude) photos for outlets like Playboy, Maxim, Nuts..i-D...Eva Longoria, on the other hand, decided to skirt the nudie mag scene entirely and expose herself to Citizen K.

Yes, there, in the pages of a magazine few have ever heard of, lies Eva Longoria's nipple. Is this a sign of things to come, a hint of future nudity? We can only hope that Eva's sending us a message...and that, uh, she'll turn up in the pages of our friendly neighborhood lad mag (or at least i-D) sometime in the next few months.

· Eva Longoria Nipple Slip in Citizen K (egotastic.com)

Sophie Monk's Sexy Monokini Stands No Chance Against The Waves

auryn — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Ah, bliss. After craving the opportunity to see Sophie Monk topless for so long, we now get to see her boobs twice in one day. If this isn't divine providence, we don't know what is.

If you haven't already gotten your fill of chance #1, here it is again. And again, and again, and again. (Because that's how many times we watched it.) There are even more photos—sexy bathing suit, boobs, and all—after the link. It must be our lucky day!

· Via Sophie Monk Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

AnnaLynne McCord Plays Peekaboo

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

The completely unnecessary "Melrose Place" reboot is currently beatng the slightly less ridiculous "90210" reboot in the quest for media mentions—but AnnaLynne McCord is still fighting for her place in the sun. And so is her nipple.

· AnnaLynne McCord (taxidrivermovie.com)

Verona Pooth And Her Areola Pop In To Say Hello

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

In Germany, Verona Pooth is a television celebrity, entertainer, commercial icon, former beauty queen, and businesswoman best known for her brief marriage to producer and musician Dieter Bohlen. On Fleshbot, she's a hot lady best known for this nipple slip.

Here's hoping she gets even better known for many, many more things (are there, perhaps, some nude photos that might happen to be floating around anywhere?).

· Verona Pooth (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kerry Katona Slips Up At The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We may not be all that familiar with Kerry Katona's life's work (something about exploding cats?), but we can still appreciate a good nip slip when we see one. And this one is pretty damn good. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Nicola Roberts Has Got So Much Nipple To Love

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We've already got one freckled, puffy-nippled redhead on our Crush Object list...but we suppose there's always room for one more. Welcome to the club, Nicola Roberts! We hope your time here is well-spent, and full of many, many more nipslips.

· Nicola Roberts (taxidrivermovie.com)

"The City" Star Whitney Port Gives Us A Free Show

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Whitney Port is friends with ~~professional naked girl~~ reality TV star Audrina Partride, and as a result, has a reality show of her own. We don't really care about that—but we do like the looks of her nipple.

· Whitney Port Strips to Her Bra (and Slips a Nipple) in Central Park (egotastic.com)

Lady Gaga Gives Quite The Live Show

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Damn it...once again, we leave buying a ticket for the Lady Gaga show until the last minute, and once again we miss out on seeing Lady Gaga's boobs, live and in person. When, oh when, will we learn our lesson?

· Lady Gaga Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Patsy Palmer Gives The One Boob Salute

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Who is Patsy Palmer—and why is she showing the world her breast? We may never know the answers to these pressing questions...but at least we'll have fun looking at that breast. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Offers The Greatest Show On Earth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

As a general rule, we don't go to live concerts—they're just not our thing—but we're starting to think we might reconsider that position for Lily Allen.

From what we can tell, the girl can't go a single show without exposing some skin—and, damnit, that's well worth the price of admission. Hell, it's even worth those Ticketbastard charges. Anyone know when our girl's playing New York City next?

Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

Paris Hilton Lets It All Some Of It Hang Out

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

There are nip slips, and then there are full-on, no holds barred, total exposure tit slips. Right now, Paris Hilton is experiencing one of the latter. And, being Paris, she seems pretty okay with that.

Paris Hilton (cameltap.com)
Paris Hilton (cameltap.com)
Paris Hilton (cameltap.com)

J. Lo's Breasts Try To Get Some Attention

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Are J. Lo's breasts jealous of all the attention that her lower half receives? That's our current explanation for their apparent attempt to sneak out of her top and claim a little of the spotlight for themselves.

· Jennifer Lopez Areola Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Amanda Holden's Got Talent (And Beautiful, Freckled Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Sure, we've all heard about Susan Boyle's performance on "Britain's Got Talent"—but why haven't we heard more about BGT judge Amanda Holden and her daring, nipsliperrific fashion choices? Good singers come and go...but beautiful breasts are forever.

· Britains Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Tit Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lily Allen Can't Hide Her Excitement

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What's this? Two posts about Lily Allen's breasts in a mere two days? What can we say? It's been a very good week.

Lily Allen Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)
Lily Allen Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Adriana Lima's Nipple Pops In To Say Hi

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Hello again, Adriana Lima! It's so good to see you looking so happy and perky...or, well, it's nice to see your nipple looking that way, in any case. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Helen Flanagan And Her Nipple Pop In To Say Hi

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Why hello there, Helen Flanagan. It's very nice to meet you. What's that? You say your nipple wants to say hi, too? Well, it's very nice to meet her as well! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Gives Us A Peek At Her Goods

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Still pondering whether or not to sponsor Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace's boobs? Perhaps you'd like to take a second look at the goods: looks like Aisleyne's giving sneak peeks to potential sponsors.

· Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip.Thanks To JD (taxidrivermovie.com)

Claire Danes Slips Us Some Areola

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Why hello there, Claire Danes's areola—it's so nice to see you again. (Though maybe next time we hang out, maybe you could bring your friend the nipple bead, too? It's more fun when everyone's here!)

· A Little Claire Danes Nip Slip (egotastic.com)

Abbey Clancy's Got A Nipple To Show Us

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Hello again, Abbey Clancy. It's been awhile since we've hung out, so we're extra glad to see that you still remember our favorite body part—and are more than happy to show it off, too!

· Abbey Clancy Nipple Slip Pictures (egotastic.com)

Yes, That Is What We Were Looking For

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Via sex (not sex) (sexnotsex.tumblr.com)

Going Gaga Over Lady Gaga's Nipple

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Lady Gaga turns twenty-three today, but we think she may be a little confused about how birthdays work. See, Lady, on your birthday, we're supposed to give you a present—not the other way around!

Not that we're complaining or anything—in fact, if more starlets celebrated their birthdays by showing us their nipples, the world would be a much happier place. (Hmm.... when is Scarlett Johansson's birthday again?)

· Lady Gaga's Wardrobe Malfunction (bunnywithfangs.com)

Reach For The Sky

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Inked (inkedmag.com, via sexinart.net)

It's Heatin' Up For Michelle Heaton

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We don't know if "Big Brother" was watching UK reality star Michelle Heaton when she had this wardrobe malfunction—but if he wasn't, we saved him some pictures to relive the moment.

· UK BB Michelle Heaton Tit Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kate Moss's Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

You give a nipple an inch, and it'll take a mile. Kate Moss was nice enough to show off her nipples in a few magazine shoots—but that just gave them a taste for freedom.

And now, it seems, they'll take just about any opportunity they can to pop out and say hello. Not that we're complaining, mind you (though we suspect Kate Moss might be).

· One Hell of a Kate Moss Nipple Slip (egotastic.cm)

Why, What Big Nipples You Have, Nicole

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Nicole Scherzinger isn't just a singer, dancer, and amateur bikini model: she's also the owner of some very large nipples—ones which really complimented her outfit when they slipped out midperformance.

· Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Slip Is Huge (hollywoodtuna.com, also seen @ egotastic.com)

Our Kind Of Couture

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:15:00 EST

Photo by Peter Gorman (petergorman.com, via sexnotsex.tumblr.com)