· The Emmy nominations came out today and seeing this "assessment" (i.e. nudie shots) of the nominees for Best Actress (and one Best Supporting Actress) makes it hard to pick a winner. It's an honor just to see them naked. (tabloidrabies.blogspot.com, via Defamer)

· Meanwhile, internet Channel 102 introduces us to Dr. Miracles, a dedicated life saver. He's like that guy on House ... if the guy on House cured people with his magical sperm. (www.channel102.net)

· As this new tourism ad shows, the holy sites aren't the only reason to make a pilgrimage to Israel. Unfortunately, it's the nation's dreams of soccer glory that suffer for it. (Google Video, via adrants.com)

· Watchmakers have always had a knack for building beautiful precision instruments. They also know how to make some fine handcrafted smut. They take a lickin', but do they keep on tickin'? (sexculptures.blogspot.com, via Boing Boing)

· PETA has posted a somewhat modest photo gallery of their "Running of the Nudes" protest against the famous Pamplona bull stampede. Show some more skin, guys, so we know you really care. (runningofthenudes.com)

· Finally, get (another) eyeful of Playboy's Miss July Sarah Jean Underwood. Will nude horseback riding ever go out of style? (dailyniner.com)

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