· "It was the shower hose that clinched it," says The Guardian of this year's Bad Sex in Fiction winner; if you dare read further, you can survey all the nominees here. (guardian.co.uk)

· Virgin Mobile targets elusive geriatric female bodybuilder fan demographic in online ad campaign. (Note: Fleshbot cannot be held responsible for any mental duress you may incur by clicking on that link.) (superbuff.com - thanks M.)

· We've heard of many ways adult performers attempt to leave the porn biz, but faking one's death strikes us as maybe taking things a little too far. (ansa.it)

· Mmm, holy Doritos. (vaginalady.com, via uffish.com)

· AVN posts 3,271st press release concerning Ron Jeremy appearance in mainstream media; sales of Metro's "Very Very Bad Santa" see momentary spike as holiday grab bag gag gift item as a result. (avn.com)

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