· Two car garages and fake internal pop shots: just another day in the Valley. (Larry Sultan @ LA Weekly, via Defamer; see also Larry Sultan, "The Valley")

· Penis pumps and moral turpitude: just another day on the court bench in Oklahoma. Talk about perverted justice. (The Smoking Gun - thanks Matt)

· Safe web searching is for losers. Live on the edge, why don't you? (monzy.org - thanks Tiffany)

· Who is Isabel Pereira, and why does she look so damn good in a string bikini? (clicrbs.com.br - thanks Miguel)

· Straight women look at gay porn ... and hilarity ensues! Snore. (eye.net)

· "Britons caught on camera as shots of cruise ship orgy shock Cyprus" And why weren't we invited? Shocking the Cypriots is what Fleshbot is all about! (Guardian UK - thanks Joshua)

· And here we were thinking this whole time that those wacky Brits were only into naked shopping. (Ananova - thanks TR)

· If you can't be with the one you love, love the one who's on the other side of your Web-controlled vibrator. (Wired News)

· Remember when we used to post all those sites with naked jumping jack Flash clips? Those were the days. (neozoe.com - thanks Chris)

· Catch Digital Playground porn princess Jesse Jane at Hustler Hollywood this Saturday at 7 pm and see if she looks as good in person as she does on the new Hustler magazine cover. (hustlerhollywood.com)

· Lies!