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· The good news: Jessica Alba is looking really hot in a bikini on the cover of Playboy's new "Sex and Music" issue. The bad news: you won't find her naked on the inside. (boogie-blog.com; more @ CNN)

· Think you have a way with words, especially ones like "fuck", "wet", "moan" and "pussy"? The good folks at The Lusty Library want to hear from you. (lustylibrary.com)

· With "Bareback Mountain" already embarassing gay porn consumers worldwide, you knew it was only a matter of time before we were all subjected to the indignity of "The DaVinci Load" as well. (thebookstandard.com; also spotted @ SugarPit)

· Torn between your love for bondage restraints and your desire to save the planet? Not to worry—Japan's green sex clubs have you covered. (treehugger.com)

· The designer behind "Naughty America: The Game" discusses virtual communities, the philosophy behind 2D environments, and the many ways that the game will be just like real life: "You start out as a virgin, of course, with only a Missionary sex position in your bag of tricks." (suicidegirls.com)

· Meanwhile, our own Drunken Stepfather has been soliciting testimonials from readers who have tried using one of those spray-on aphrodisiacs ... so you won't have to. (drunkenstepfather.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives