Fleshbot: Music

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this.

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To)

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

Sexy Music Video Of The Moment: Girls' "Lust For Life"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Is there something in the air that's making all the musicians of the world take off their clothes and dance around naked? If so, can we bottle it up and start selling it as an aphrodisiac?

Currently holding the coveted position of Fleshbot's favorite naked musicians are Girls, who've released an X-rated version of the video for their single "Lust for Life." And before you even ask: this video leaves Rammstein's "Pussy" in the dust. By leaps and bounds.

We don't really want to spoil it for you, so we'll just say this: they had us at the boner microphone.

· Buy Girls' "Album" (insound.com)
· Lust for Life (focuscreeps.com)

Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now.

How can people be willing to cut funding for music class? Not only does music help your math comprehension skills, it also increases your chances to jam with naked ladies. Don't the youth deserve that? ZOO Magazine thinks so.

· The World's Rudest Musician (zootoday.com)

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs.

Seriously, though...they're still together? (Sorry.) The video—which accompanies clever lyrics like, "You've got a pussy, I've got a dick, so what's the problem?"—starts like any other, with some very mild teasing, then slowly ramps up until it explodes into an all out fuckfest. Backed by Rammstein.

Yes, it's weird. But hey, it's a porno music video: are you really going to say no to that?

· "Pussy" (video @ visit-x.net)

Monday Music Break: Ghostface Killah's Extra Spicey "Stapleton Sex"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Seeing as how we are not the hippest kids on the block, we would missed the ultrasexy video for Ghostface Killah's "Stapleton Sex" were it not for our friends at I Heard It On. That would have been tragic.

The fetishy, S&M-y, leather and lingerie video is a definite must watch (at least if you're the sort who must watch sexy music videos), and it's got us itching to check out the rest of Mr. Killah's repertoire. Do you think the video for "Guerrilla Hood" is anything like this?

· Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (unitedmusic.ro)

Natalie Imbruglia Gives Us (Almost) All That We "Want"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Natalie Imbruglia isn't on our list of "Musicians Most Likely To Get Naked" (or anyone's list, we'd wager). So it's surprising (and pleasing) to see her getting sexy in the video for "Want."

True, her toplessness is more implied than actual, but there's enough cleavage and sideboob to make the video well worth watching. And it's a hell of a lot racier than her "naked" PETA ad...so, you know, progress!

· Natalie Imbruglia (natalieimbruglia.com)

ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO.

Yes, some of the girls in their topless karaoke competition may not have the best set of pipes—but if you turn the sound down, we think you'll find their other charms more than make up for any musical failings they might have.

· Topless Karaoke (zootoday.com)

Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it?

Well, there are some boobs, and a little bit of groping, and, hey, Ron Jeremy shows up for about two seconds—but that's about it. Apparently, that's all you need to allow a publicist to declare that "This is easily the most scandalous video released in the last decade." (Which we totally agree with, provided you insert "featuring Escape the Fate" after video, and change "decade" to "day.")

· Video Exclusive: Escape the Fate (playboy.com)

Playboy Gives Us "Msic To Fck To" (And Steals Away Our U's)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We're sure you know what it's like: you're getting ready for an evening of ridiculously awesome action, only to turn to your iTunes playlist and realize that your beats are anything but fresh.

What's a wouldbe Casanova to do? Head to the internet and hit up Playboy's website, where "M*sic To F*ck To" is waiting to provide the so*ndtrack to yo*r sex. Playboy will be releasing one sixty minute track per month (available for download as a—DRM free!—download).

First up: Viennese duo Tosca, who provide a little preview of their upcoming album, "No Hassle." Future recordings will feature Larry Tee, Bloody Beetroots, Heartbreak and DJ Skribble as well as anyone else who's "blowing up in the clubs." (And if you're not into music that's "blowing up in the clubs, well, we guess you're on your own on this one.)

· M*sic To F*ck To (playboy.com)
· Image courtesy of Playboy (playboy.com)

Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Sarah Palin may have retreated from the national stage, but Lisa Ann is still going strong. Look for her in Eminem's next music video—no word on if the Serra Paylin suit is involved. (avn.com, thumbnail)

We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:30:01 EDT

Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys."

Not to sound like the crotchety old people that we are, but they just don't make 'em like they used to. And not just the music videos—the bikinis, too! We can't remember the last time we saw a girl in a strapless bikini that couldn't possibly stay up under the weight of a few drops of water... and that makes us really, really sad.

· Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina (youtube.com, thanks J!)

Tommy Gunn Joins RuPaul For World's Greatest Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Inspired by the Japanese, who remixed gay porn into techno videos, RuPaul's latest music video is fueled by hardcore Tommy Gunn goodness—along with crazy graphics, baby RuPaul heads, and, of course, kittens.

True, the video may not "make sense"—but who cares? It's a good song, and Tommy Gunn is in it, and, come on, kittens. Here's hoping that this is but the beginning of a neverending trend. We'd finally have a reason to watch MTV again! (Well, if they actually ran music videos, that is.)

· New RuPaul: Jealous Of My Boogie (worldofwonder.net)

Before He Was He: Baby Buck Angel In "Cursed Female"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Before he was the world's hottest man with a pussy, Crush Object Buck Angel was a woman with a pussy—and a modeling career that landed him in a Porno for Pyros video.

Yes, the star of "Cursed Female" is none other than a baby Buck Angel—who was making waves even back then, with the video banned in the States for awhile, and people on MTV unable to believe that the video starred a woman (which, we suppose, was a bit prescient). View the video below.

· Cursed Female (buckangel.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James

auryn — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:00:01 EST

In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we're pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather "Give It To?"

The Porn:

The Music Video:

They've both got long, luscious locks, look great in white disco pants, are silly as all get-out, but we think one looks sexier in his Speedo. Then again, the other is Rick James, bitch! We're on the fence. Help us decide, pretty please!

Rock Out With Your Cock Out To The Tunes Of "This Ain't The Patridge Family XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, you liked "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... but did you love "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... and its music?

Well, someone's hoping that you did: Adult DVD Empire is giving fans the chance to download songs from the movie... for free! It's no "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole"... but then again, what is?

· "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX" (adultdvdempire.com)

Wrongness Incorporated Remixes Porn

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:30:01 EST

Is Wrongness Incorporated creating avant garde porn? Super hardcore club mixes? Something else entirely? We have no idea—but we're totally transfixed by whatever it is that they've made. Clip above. (more videos @ wrongnessincorporated.com)

The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras.

So, much as the culture snob within us would like to deride this video as a cheap attempt to hype a product... well, we're finding that we just can't turn away from it. (And hey, it could be worse: at least they're not called The Wonder Bras.)

· The Vassarettes (thevassarettes.com, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. "Rock The Cradle Of Love"

auryn — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video.

The Porn:

The Music Video:

No, seriously. Can a music video get any hotter? The allusions to Devon's "barely legal" status, Billy Idol's voyeuristic presence in the Warhol-esque pop art, the "femme domme" archetype and the confused older gentleman who wants to say no, but can't. You can probably tell what our vote is with.

"Boobs, Boobs, Boobs": An Ode To The Important Things In Life

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

Being the stalwart boob lovers that we are, we were thrilled to learn that country sensation Dierks Bentley had penned an ode to mammary glands.

Well, until we discovered that this masterpiece will never be recorded: "Boobs, Boobs, Boobs," was written for Bentley's boob-loving infant daughter—and he plans to keep the song between the two of them.

Well, we're not going to stand for this level of injustice. Seriously, how can you not record a song with lyrics like these?

I love boobs, boobs, boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

It could be the next "Rock 'n Roll in my Butthole"!

If you, like us, are desperate to see this wrong righted, we invite you to record your very own version of the boob song—and, of course, send us a copy. Who knows, it could be your ticket to musical stardom!

· Dierks Bentley Pens ‘Boob Song' For Evie (celebrity-babies.com)
· Boobs courtesy of Taylor Vixen (realitykings.com)

Sasha Grey: Pornstar, Model, Actress... Musician?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:30:01 EST

A few weeks ago, one of our favorite photographers happened to mention that a friend had signed Sasha Grey to their record label. We were almost surprised, but then we remembered: this is Sasha Grey.

What kind of music does America's favorite fuck slave record? We'll let Sasha tell you herself.

· Sasha Grey (myspace.com)

AVN Award Conveys Aural Appreciation

auryn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:00:00 EST

Not only will there be awards for performances of feats of sexual genius at AVN, there is now an award for "Best Original Song." So who gives the best aural?

Maura Johnston at Idolator did a great job of rounding up this year's nominees for "Best Original Song", with links to music videos and everything! We are happy to report that our much-beloved Joanna Angel has a song from "Rock and Roll in My Butthole" nominated, by a band called Brutal Enigma.

Take a look for yourself at the other artists, but we've got our fingers crossed for Joanna.

Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters.

Sure, they might have the best name for their music group—how can you beat Pajamaband?—but other naked pioneers have paved the way for them, including:

Savanna Samson: The pornstar cum vintner also recorded an album. Who knew you could pack so much talent into one person?

Clara Morgane: The best part of Clara Morgane's music career? She was also her very own video vixen.

Tera Patrick: Okay, it was more a one-off gig than an actual singing career, but when Tera Patrick does anything, we sit up and take notice.

Keeley Hazell: The lad mag model has already conquered our hearts, minds, and, uh, other parts, so it only makes sense that she attempted to conquer the music world as well.

Joanna Angel: And, last but most certainly not least, our very own Supreme Commandress recorded a little ditty called "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole," which was featured on the soundtrack of a porn epic of the same name.

· Porno Babes Form A Band! (hustlerworld.com)
· Thumbnail star: Rockin' Lana Lopez (penthouse.com, via Ask Jolene)

JimmyJane Knows How To Rock Fabulous

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Proving once again that sex—or at least sex toys—can inspire art, luxury vibe maker JimmyJane teams up with Dave Stewart (yes, Eurythmics Dave Stewart) to give us the Rock Fabulous project, "a multifaceted mashup of design, luxury, sex and music" that's resulted in a special edition vibrator, a brand new song by Stewart, and a very sexy video shot at Coco de Mer. Now if only they'd show this kinda stuff on TV... Clip above.

· Rock Fabulous (jimmyjane.com, via Violet Blue)

Gabriella Fox Is Anything But "Typical"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

It must be our lucky day: we've discovered not one, but two hot videos of Gabriella Fox. First there was this morning's Flesh Flick; next we came across the video for Tickle Me Pink's "Typical," which features a scantily clad Gabriella crawling through the sheets. Man, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and now Gabriella Fox: if rockstars keep putting pornstars in their videos, we might actually have a reason to watch MTV again (or at least MTV2—wherever they're actually running the music videos these days).

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· Tickle Me Pink "Typical" Official Video (youtube.com)
· Tickle Me Pink Resorts to Soft-Core Porn Video (aversion.com)
· Tickle Me Pink (ticklemepinkrock.com)

Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:30:05 EDT

Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do?

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· Britney Spears - Womanizer (YouTube)

Charles Hamilton Loves Lacey Duvalle (Just Like Us!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:00:10 EDT

It seems we're not the only ones with a crush on Lacey Motherfuckin' Duvalle: rapper Charles Hamilton is so fond of lovely Lacey, he's penned an ode to her. In the aptly named "Lacey Duvalle" (which appears on Hamilton's upcoming album, "It's Charles Hamilton"), Hamilton informs us that “I'm in love with Miss Lacey, the way she screams, it’s such beautiful noise.” We think he may be on to something. After the jump, see why we're all in love with Lacey (and maybe listen to the song, too. If you're into that kinda thing.).

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Lacey Duvalle Licks Cock And Plays With Cum (pornhub.com)

· Charles Hamilton - Lacey Duvalle (nahright.com)
· Interscope Rapper Pens Ode to Adult Industry, Star Lacey Duvalle (xbiz.com)

Unknown Blogger Discovers Stoya's First Porn Video

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:15:37 EDT

We doubt you've ever heard of her, but some blogger and "brand strategist" named Ultragrrrl sent around an email late yesterday informing us us that "[t]here's some chick named Stoya who is apparently blowing up in the porn world right now" (yeah, we guess you could say that) who just so happens to be the star of a music video by some group called InnerPartySystem. And why are we bothering telling you about all these obscure people (besides Stoya, that is?) Turns out that the video, which features Stoya getting eaten out by her boyfriend Beautiful Agony-style, was actually shot shortly before Stoya descended on Porn Valley ... which makes it her first porn video ever! That we know of, anyway; maybe some other unknown blogger type will point us to an even earlier one someday. In the meantime, take a peek at a piece of porn history after the jump.

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· This Empty Love (youtube.com)

(P.S. - According to this Ultragrrrl person, Stoya is also "even starring in this huge production porn that's a remake of Pirates of the Carribean" [sic]. Wow, can't wait to see what that's going to be like!)

Making Beautiful Music Together: Girls And Their Instruments

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:20:52 EDT

There's something about a girl who knows her way around a musical instrument that just sets our loins a-quiver—and no, we're not talking about the skin flute or the rusty trombone. We blame it on all those years of compulsory violin lessons! Well, that, and that one magical night at band camp. There's more than one way to make beautiful music, you know, and along with Fleshbot reader hodayathink we like girls who are fluent in all of them. See why music really is the food of love after the jump.

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Kristina Fey (blessedporn.com)

Braewaste (deviantnation.com)

Courtney James (gallery.ibangpornstars.com)

Shay Laren (galleries.penthouse.com)

Andie Valentino (sexytwistys.com)

Olivia (galleries.payserve.com)

Loora (galleries.tease-pics.com)

Heather VanDeven (europornstarpics.com)

Aja (mobilepornstars.net)

Ashley (galleries.sterlingcash.com)

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"6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:15:27 EDT

Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are.

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· Client: '6 In The Morning' (vimeo.com -thanks Dustin)
· Client (client-online.net)
· Client @ MySpace (myspace.com)

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:40:40 EDT

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop Star? "Possession," the debut album from the multifaceted sex goddess, will drop later this month. We just hope she actually possesses a singing voice. (avn.com)

"One Night In Bangkok" Makes YouTube Censors' Heads Hurt

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:25:57 EDT

Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical "Chess." You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do "One Night In Bangkok" has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can't go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what's the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can't see it on YouTube for much longer—so we've preserved it here.

Oh, and in case you slept through the 1980s, here's our preferred version of the song ... although the video lacks a little something....

· Chess - "One night in Bangkok" (YouTube)
· "Vinylshakerz- One Night in Bangkok (Uncensored)" (YouTube, via Blography)

Joanna Angel Does It With Buckcherry

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:25:36 EDT

Apparently, Buckcherry were so excited about having naked girls in their last music video that they couldn't wait to do it again. And this time, they're naked girls that we know! The uncensored version of the "Too Drunk" video features Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel along with Fleshbot Crush Object Bella Vendetta and hotties Dusty, Nicole, and Jessie Lee. Well, parts of them at least (the sexy parts). We might have to start adding Buckcherry to our playlists again if they keep up with this sort of thing.

· Buckcherry Video - World Premiere (videoarticles.playboy.com)

Nerve Picks The Fifty Hottest Music Videos

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:45:03 EDT

What makes a music video sexy? Apparently, more than just booty shaking and lowcut tops. Nerve has compiled a list of the "50 Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time," and though we might not classify all of them as "sexy," with everything from New York lesbians rapping about eating pussy to the likes of Britney Spears and Robert Palmer, it's got to be better than whatever MTV is showing these days. (nerve.com)

This "Sexy Rock Band" video is so lame ......

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:37:45 EDT

This "Sexy Rock Band" video is so lame ... those instruments they're playing don't even work on the video game! We bet they can't even get through "Enter Sandman" on Expert Mode! Or do you get bonus points for being topless? (foundrymusic.com, via GorillaMask)

CNN takes a long, hard look at hip hop's...

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:10:25 EDT

CNN takes a long, hard look at hip hop's video vixens and discusses whether all that bikini-clad booty shaking perpetuates negative stereotypes and sends the wrong message to young Black women. Frankly, we don't see what the problem is—we have absolutely no problem watching any woman shake her parts in our face or pouring milk all over her girlfriend in a bathtub and still being able to respect her afterwards. But maybe that's just us. (video @ cnn.com)

Sandy Kane: The World's Worst Singing Stripper

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:47:14 EDT

People like to do crazy things to get attention—like competitive eating or growing a handlebar mustache or, ahem ... blogging. Or they can take their clothes off while singing their own made up novelty songs about hookers and blowjobs. Sandy Kane is sort of like a cross between Belle Starr, "Weird Al" Yankovic and that "Chocolate Rain" guy on YouTube. She's old (not that there's anything wrong with that), she has an awful voice, and she's possibly a racist ... but try watching this video of her version of "Gloria" without finding yourself mesmerized. We can't really judge her stripping abilities based on this, but the singing is definitely not going to help with the tips.

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· "The World's Worst Stripper" (break.com)
· Sandy Kane on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Sandy Kane on the street (Flickr)

All They Wanna Do Is Rock 'N Roll In Your Butthole

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:15:13 EDT

If you've ever doubted the punk rock cred of self-proclaimed "punk rock princess" and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel, allow us to school you. A few weeks ago, she announced that she would be putting out an all-anal compilation titled "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole." Barely a week later, her title had inspired not one, not two, but three songs of the same name (including one cowritten by Joanna herself). We're not sure how many other porn stars could pull off the same trick ... but hey, that's why she's the punk rock princess, not to mention possessed of the leadership skills that make her our Supreme Commandress. After the jump, enough rock 'n roll to leave your butthole sore for days.

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· "Rock 'n Roll in my Butthole" - Brutal Enigma (vids.myspace.com)
· "Rock & Roll in your Butthole" - princessFrank (burningangel.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Mötley Crüe Selfishly Steals Spotlight From Pornstar Friends

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:58:06 EDT

We had to take a three-hour nap yesterday afternoon, so that we could stay up past our bedtime and watch Mötley Crüe preform on "The Late Show With David Letterman." We had been promised pornstars on network TV, and we were sure that something wonderfully exciting and dirty would happened to make it all worthwhile. Boy, were we wrong! Yes, the girls were there, and there was even a fourth as-yet-unidentified babe on display ... but "displayed" was all they were. The girls just sat motionless in the shadows for four minutes. No dancing, no makeouts, and they weren't even introduced. What's worse—The Crüe didn't even play "Dr. Feelgood"! And now you know why we're going to be tired and grumpy all day today.

· Motley Crue Entrance Video (cbs.com)

Clara Morgane Crosses Over, French Style

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:45:53 EDT

Clara Morgane is one of the most popular women in France: she's a TV host, a model, a singer, and a general "media personality." Oh, and surprise—she also happens to be a former pornstar! Actually, we already knew about that last part; the real surprise is that she's managed to build a rather healthy post-porn career for herself and that "pornstar" is no longer the first bullet point on her resume. Of course, even when she's in singer mode that doesn't prevent her from spending the majority of time in her music videos rolling around in her underwear. Hey, no one said going manstream means you can't have any fun.

· Clara Morgane Music (official site in French; claramorgane.com)
· Clara Morgane Sings, Takes a Bath (doubleviking.com)

Fleshbot: Music

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To)

Sexy Music Video Of The Moment: Girls' "Lust For Life"

Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Monday Music Break: Ghostface Killah's Extra Spicey "Stapleton Sex"

Natalie Imbruglia Gives Us (Almost) All That We "Want"

ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch

Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video

Playboy Gives Us "M*sic To F*ck To" (And Steals Away Our U's)

Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video

We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)

Tommy Gunn Joins RuPaul For World's Greatest Music Video

Before He Was He: Baby Buck Angel In "Cursed Female"

Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James

Rock Out With Your Cock Out To The Tunes Of "This Ain't The Patridge Family XXX"

Wrongness Incorporated Remixes Porn

The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band

Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. "Rock The Cradle Of Love"

"Boobs, Boobs, Boobs": An Ode To The Important Things In Life

Sasha Grey: Pornstar, Model, Actress... Musician?

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