Had Fleshbot been around forty years ago we would've been all over this video, what with its bevy of all day sucker-slurping mod chicks and pop chanteuse France Gall's sugar-sweet delivery (she reportedly was unaware of just how dirty those Serge Gainsbourg lyrics really were) ... not to mention those disturbingly phallic giant dancing poo-shaped lollipop thingies. Maybe it's time for someone like Benny Benassi to do a techno remake or something?

· France Gall: "Les Sucettes" (YouTube)

Previously: "That Lesbian JPop Clip": Gam, "Melodies", Music Video: Simian Mobile Disco, "Hustler", Para One: "Dudun-Dun", French Rap Porn Video: "Putes", Benny Benassi: "Who's Your Daddy?"

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